Gorgeous, gorgeous green screens.

The sound of fake nails clawing to hold on to relevance is deafening.

I love the zipper- it gives me a rare moment of clarity in which I feel my life is actually worthwhile.

Glad I can eat shit and die ethically.

Take this as a pro or con, but that mickey’s tattoo sounds dope AF.

I think the two girls involvement must’ve been forgotten for most of the series, because I’m pretty sure we see them gossip/speculate about the murders when they’re alone with Amma.

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“IM A GIVER!” Insists man who gives nothing, expects everything.

I was scraping up my super fine hair so tight it would stay up after I took off the band, right before bed. And my mom’s hair was thinning in her 30s.

FAKE NEWS!

She must have roots of steel.

Dude’s going to rehab; he was AT LEAST fucking around with alcohol multiplication. 

Everybody wears wireless headphones when there are noise issues.

Exactly.

She definitely inherited Mike Huckabees stroked out eye. 

Orcas are wanton killers and dolphins rape for fun.

looks like the concept was a little too much for their buget. 

Skin aqua UV super moisture milk or DEATH, fam. 

Skin aqua UV super moisture milk or DEATH, fam. 

Lmao.

Rise above the bullshit of underwear politics and stop wearing them altogether.