Inorite?

This. When I’ve been on the “victim” side of the law, the advocates basically make sure you have a full understanding of your rights/obligations/options/etc and aren’t shutting your pants over the whole thing.

I want to know how they got a photo of him with Lindsay Lohan?

Let’s just swap the charging bull with a charging riot squad, and everybody wins!

They should’ve took one look at this guy’s instagram and ran.

But wouldn’t this be such a fun way torture our feminist SOs?

Yikes! Every time I get a facial they ask me like a dozen times if I use retinol, now I know why.

For sure- I’m going to a reputable place, so I know it’s going to look good and be done right. I’m just not sure if it’s going to be hella durable.

see, you’re fine!

And there are those of us who no longer fit in the seats, since they’ve been sneakily cutting inches off the legroom.

if those things killed it for a girl, you just gotta let it die. if you try to control the situation and force something, you will end up in one of those miserable couples who clearly liked the idea of being married than each other.

Those brushes are the shit. I’m on my third set, and they’ve all held up really well- probably 2 years before the texture gets a little scraggly. And the price point doesn’t make me hold onto them like gilded turds!

Frankly, I don’t trust mountain yuppies any more the mountain trash/tweakers/etc.

I kinda respect kris because she’s the only one who’s put in real work. She pulled fame and fortune out of every single one of her daugters asshole.

EXCUSE ME SIR! You offend my delicate sensibilities to suggest I have not guzzled enough malt liquor to know what I’m talking about. (Mickeys totally stole it tho)

I must admit, those pictographs are pretty fun. Especially on your 3rd+ bottle in.

Because in the areas where people brown bag it, the cops don’t care.

Oh fuck yeah. They’ve got quotas meet, and it is much easier to pin prostitution on a victim than trafficking on the truly responsible party.

kiddos today can’t even fuck with malt liquor. I see mostly pbr in 40oz containers.

Honestly I think it’s more obtuse than even that. I can say that, from personal experience, cops put blinders on when it comes to prostitution.