One thing that makes me nervous about both Clinton and Sanders is that both have a lot of plan for people who want to go to college, but not a lot for those of us already in debt. Or, as Sally Mae will refer to us “our last chance to make money."

It’s at least 25 degrees here today, or as the weatherman calls it "HEAT WAVE". It was -40 this weekend and one thing about Minnesota, there will always, no matter the weather, be someone standing in the mall parking lot, in shorts and a t-shirt, smoking a cigarette.

Correction: Lizzo is Minneapolis based. Also, her group Grrl Party is dope as hell. They're giving a free show Thursday night, and I'm kicking myself because I have class at the same time.

Now that this douche has been fully hung out to dry on the laughingstock circuit, I want that asshole O’Kelly (the investigator who practically torpedoed Brendan’s case) to get the same.

“For the first 35 years of my life, I was a Leo, and then they decided that July 23rd was really in Cancer instead of Leo.”

Here’s the thing, though- they reached out to Halbach’s family to try to talk to them for the documentary, and they flat out refused to participate. So did the prosecution and the police. The only people who agreed to participate were the Averys. So of course it’s going to focus on that part of the story when those…

I know it’s been said, many times many ways, but the impression that I got from the doc wasn’t so much that Avery was definitely innocent, but just that the investigation and trial were messed up enough to warrant a second look.

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

What about the other Tori Spelling classics Death of a Cheerleader and Co-Ed Call Girl?

15 and Pregnant with Kirsten Dunst. Perfection.

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.

I’m always puzzled when western feminists tiptoe around the problem Arab/Muslim misogyny. Acknowledging that Arab misogyny has different contours than western misogyny and that men raised in cultures in which women are brutally subjugated are likely to clash with a culture which strives for gender equity isn’t an…

I’m an immigrant and I totally think the value system of the adoptive country should be privileged over the value system of the home country. That’s why I left. Because the value system of the home country sucked ass.

I never rape the women I see smiling at me. I’m ready for my prize now, Nobel committee.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Okay, this has got to stop.

The police ARE children. Maladjusted, improperly socialized children. With guns.

do you ever think that even though your cat is your best friend you are not theirs?

That is so interesting to me, because I am no fan of Gwen Stefani’s, but I think Blake Shelton is gross. He looks like a man who stinks of booze-sweat.