My parents lab, Shelby, knew my grandma was dying before grandma told us (we knew she was sick and old, but she’d kept her brain cancer secret from everyone). When grandma was staying with them, the usually bouncy lab wouldn’t leave her side and was incredibly calm and gentle around her. When grandma went into…
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I am aloof and independent. My dog is aloof and independent. I concur.
A cat knocking shit off of a counter will never not be funny.
I have 4 dogs and 3 cats. I am *slightly* in favor of team cat so I have to get real for a sec:
Oh please! A cat wouldn’t get caught in a cistern and make their friend spend a week trying to rescue it.
yeah they’re filming a movie called the circle.
Flying as white girl in the US is easier than flying as almost anything else. Even white men have it harder - they see men as greater potential threats in general, which, given how violence works statistics-wise, they probably are I guess.
My favorite Effie Brown story:
Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…
they’re starting with the baby JV team to warm everyone up for the varsity.
I only vaguely remember the movie but I believe Kristy McNichol’s family is Jewish and they own the store where the POWs are let out to get stuff every so often and one of them escapes. So the story is a Jew (or “Jewess”) is hiding a Nazi soldier, and not the other way around. I’ve never read the book.
Oh good! I’m going to brush off my old manuscript, The Genocidal Hutu Millionaire’s Virgin Tutsi Secretary....
If it’s all super Nordic monsters I am even more sold. Like a particle board end table harbors the soul of an angry gnome. I’ve only been in an IKEA once, but I still recall the terror of realizing that I had gotten a duvet but not a duvet cover, and I had to go against the arrows leading us through the cheerful…
All the gun freaks will probably only talk about the hatchet and the hatchet wounds.
the second i saw this headline and that ellie wrote it, my heart fluttered in excitement.
I’m sure they’ll find this suggestion shocking, but maybe they could get jobs? By my count, there are 7 legal adults living in the home, and the youngest Duggar child is 5, an age when most children can start going to kindergarten.
What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?
I know I am totally missing the point of this very important and serious post, but - CHUCK SCHUMER AND AMY SCHUMER ARE COUSINS???