WOW THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

Working theory: What if she's been reading a lot of Edith Wharton and just subbed in a snowmobile for a sled?

I'm tired of this. We focus on teaching women not to be raped; now we are starting to focus on teaching everyone around a potential victim to stop her from getting raped. There is still so little that is actually geared towards the criminal themselves.

"I can understand feeling rebuffed," Josh said. "It's like impossible for most dudes to get any response in these environments. But these guys have no idea what to do with those feelings, it's scary. And it's always about their feelings. Always about their feelings. Always about their feelings."

Radisson hotels pulled out of Vikings sponsorship over this yesterday too. I think that's why they've resuspended him. Why yes, I do live in the Twin Cities, and no, apparently there is NOTHING else going on in the world, judging by the Vikes coverage.

For the people who don't know: any person has the right to refuse to show an ID to the police. Refusing to show an ID is not cause for arrest.

He has a point. And I'm sure he would agree with me when I say that I've never met a white man that wasn't racist, therefore all white men are racist. Right?

I can't believe how fucked up this has gotten. Especially all the blame that's being thrown at these women for taking these photos. Get the fuck out.

THAT IS A CATPOSTER AND I AM MIFFED! MIFFED!!! AT THIS...DOGGIE DECEPTION!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!! UP WITH ACADEMIA!!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!!!!!!!!

It's my belief, and I wish I was kidding, that a coterie of female tab editors love to pick on her because she represents everything they want and can't have.

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode.

Not to mention in unknown and lightly-populated places like Ethiopia, the Levant, the Mediterranean, the Caribbean, North Africa, West Africa, Bangladesh, and that little-known unpopulated land, India.

After ten minutes, my 6 yo would have marched her ass into the bar and screamed until she received satisfaction. Of course, her father and I don't leave her and her brother outside of bars. We drink at home like good WASPs.

Have you ever done the whole number delete only to scroll through your call log to find it again using deductive reasoning? Or delete the number but realize it was useless because you had it memorized and was just a bottle of wine away from pathetically texting him again?

I... kind of enjoy this song. I'll go sit in the corner now.

No white dancers!

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,…

There should be an alternative ending where, instead of hugging Natalie Portman in an airport, Zach Braff goes on a three-day bender and then wakes at 3 pm afterward, crying, having an existential hangover, and listening to a lot of Emily Haines. Because that's def what I did when I decided I was too cool for Lexapro!

This is how I feel about this song. It's not ideal, but it's pretty harmless. She's not making a sweeping declaration about the overall greater value of fuller bodied women over their smaller counterparts. This song seems like a direct reaction to being told that people like her are fat and unattractive for a good…