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SAME.

She looks like my kitteh, Bella! (Except Bella is FAT.) I found her in the alley outside my apartment. She was chipped, but her former owner's number was disconnected and no one ever claimed her. So now she is mine! (Or I am hers.) This is how close she likes to get to your face. You can't really see her eye color,

Exactly. I think he was covering for his girlfriend. Every time he said "Adnan", it was really Stephanie. It explains how he was able to be so convincing....

I actually do think that Stephanie did it, but I maybe watched too much Law&Order when I was a teen....

I was so worried for a while that Meredith had passed away or something because everyone is just talking about Olivia all the time. But then I checked out her twitter and saw that it is just the classic case of the kitten coming in and stealing the spotlight.

A couple days late, but... You're allowed to talk about politics in your polling place? I am an election judge in MN and we are not allowed to talk about anything political. This guy would have been thrown out.

Please do not include all of the Midwest in this. #notallmidwesterners

I didn't listen to it a single time since Saturday morning and I still woke up singing it today. What is going on? Does T.Swift own my mind?

I was SHOCKED to learn my friends did not know who Meredith and Olivia Benson were. And when I saw that picture above I was like "nuh-uh. that it not a Swift cat." So, we are in the same club?

There is a bar in my city that employs a professional ice chippper. But they don't charge you extra for their artisanal ice so there's that. I guess we are less douchey than DC....

I am really quite happy that Nicki Reed (whoever that is?) got a shelter cat. Everyone famous these days seems to be getting "designer" cats (wtf does that mean?) and this is troubling. There is a major cat overpopulation problem and my two shelter cats would like you to adopt. Thanks.

This makes me ashamed to be from Southern Minnesota.

I just wish she would release things on spotify so I could stream this all day long at work. Streaming videos uses so much bandwidth.... Can I join your corner parttttttyyyy?

Evangelicals only pray to God and Jesus and it is considered sinful to pray to any other religious figure (Saints and Mary) so no, they do not say the Hail Mary. I was told that the Catholic version of Mary is basically idol-worship and that's why we Pentecostals were better than those sinning Catholics.

They do get quite a bit of government assistance, in different ways. Their house is registered as a church so they don't have to pay taxes on it. They also get their health insurance through the state of Arkansas.

I am just going to say that when you are a child and someone tells you that you will never get to grow up because you will be raptured and it will be so wonderful and that you will live forever in heaven without growing old, that is really, really, really traumatizing. I spent all of 8th grade in a terrible depression

What? I had no idea. I was just going to go buy some Sabra hummus from Target for my afternoon snack, as it is my favorite brand of hummus that can be found at any regular (read: non "ehtnic") grocery store. I guess I will have to go with the Archer Farms brand hummus. But if you tell me that Target also sends money

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation! Kids these days, amirite?

On one hand, I want to defend everything Israel is doing because I'm Jewish (and was raised to view it as my spiritual home place), but on the other, everything that's going on is so incredibly violent and atrocious.