Oh Heiii hot young Stalin!

If you have to keep bragging about how much you love doing a tedious-but-beneficial activity, you don't actually like it. You like the end result, but secretly hate that you have to do all the work to stay there. And you brag about it to distract you from the fact that you hate it so much.

“In Europe they actually poach girls who are way younger in age–like 12 ... I wish we could do that here"

I'm looking forward to the Smokey Ashes From the Crematorium Burning Your Favorite Character's Body Eye Shadow.

I like how the models they used look like average people pulled in off the street. It conveys the message that everyone, your normal everyday average person — including you — should step up to protect others from sexual violence.

Marine Park is a public park. If they want a male-only bocce court they can build it on their own land.

I'd LOVE to get the chance to stand next to Mr Men-Can't-Help-Swearing. I'm a theatre person, I can swear a blue streak. I love to surprise people that figure since I'm an Old and a Mom I must not say anything stronger than "Golly Gee".

All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah the feminists are winning, and I'm going to be dead soon."

I have a louse that I call "Lucky" that was the runt of the litter, and I feed her with a teeny tiny bottle and she sleeps in my bed with me.

Is it the season 2 episode where Charlotte gets crabs, or the episode where Samantha's trainer shaves her shit in the shape if a lightning bolt? Is it the season 3 episode where Carrie unknowingly signs up for a brazilian wax, or the season 6 episode where Samantha shaves off her post-dye job bozo the clown bush???…

Samantha's face says it all, "why yes, I do bribe the show's stylists to dress the others in the frumpiest, ugliest, clothes available. Charlotte's dress is so ugly it is trying to strangle its host. Miranda looks like a Christmas tree skirt. And Carrie's dress ate her breasts."

I have a ranch where I breed pubic lice so they don't completely go extinct. I don't want a child to ask me, "why are there no crabs?" and I would have to say "they don't exist anymore, because no one would stand up to protect them."

Plastic surgery in some South American countries is downright dangerous. Women have died in the quest to be "beautiful." Not all of the physicians offering the surgery are qualified.

WORTH IT.

Personally I love how the whole song is about how he is completely fixated on a certain woman but various naked women writhing around shows that we really are all interchangeable!

I want to become famous so I can make a 7 minute long "music video" where I'm dressed in sweats and a T-shirt while hot, naked men with tattoos dance and writhe around me. Is that wrong, or is that only right?

On a side note, I kinda want Hannibal Lecter to cater my wedding, his culinary creations all seem so classy (plus you know they're free range, and aside from the artisinal herbs/vegetables/wine practically free =P)

If I had a bed that cost that much, I would feel obliged to superglue my eyelids open so that I could never sleep and just stay awake appreciating it.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…