I am a woman, I go to bars, I have never been approached by anyone except other women and I don’t swing that way. Sorry to ruin your pitty party.

Thanks to working night shift, I am now as pale as I always wanted to be in high school. Livin’ those adolescent goth dreams!

There IS a Hot Dog Princess on Adventure Time.

It wasn’t necessarily just women though. Historians suspect Lord Byron died of medical complications resulting from anorexia, which he likely developed out of a desire to look romantically frail and sickly.

I’m sorry but clearly #BDWong is the way to go here.

I mean...she only had to have sex with a guy she’s already been having sex with...

You’re right, it’s ok that she’s dead because she wasn’t a good girl from a nuclear family that lived in a house with a white picket fence out front.

That gif makes me want to start an urban legend where if you try on a piece of clothing from her line and then take a selfie in the dressing room mirror, Beyonce will magically appear in the back ground giving you side eye.

Why was the past future so much more interesting than the present future?

“Courted”? She’s not a debutante in the antebellum south, she wasn’t being “courted” she was being whored out by her greedy, shameless parents.

Well I didn’t say the episode wasn’t entertaining, it just didn’t do anything with the premise that hadn’t been done before.

If it’s going to come to the same conclusion every time then I don’t feel the need to see any new ones that come out. Anyway theres no need for it to because it shouldnt be hard to come up with an argument against eliminating an entire group of people other than “but it would be less fun without them! And who would we…

Let me guess, this theoretical world run by women will be a peaceful, glistening utopia but also kind of boring because there wont be any of the fun stuff that is traditionally associated with men (what specifically this stuff is will depend on the writer.) Throughout the course of the story the stuck up bitches who…

This just seems to me like someone’s fetish got WAY out of hand.

My job causes me to sweat profusely. Showering any less than 4 times a week is a no go.

Sorry but I just don’t buy that, I don’t buy that the kinds of guys who regularly pay for sex are usually swimming in offers for free sex but just don’t want to have breakfast with the woman the next morning. I also don’t buy that anyone would touch Charlie Sheen’s penis in any context that didn’t involve some type of…

Those are some of the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen.

I always wonder how carpet in bathrooms doesn’t wind up with mold undrneath it.

You could add an “....and yet...” to the end of almost any generic empowerment slogan.

This seems like kind of a stretch. I don’t see what about the shirt made you assume it was specifically meant to be applied to sexual situations. It seems more like a generic slogan encouraging the reader to be more assertive and even if it were applied to sexual situations, it doesn’t seem lIke an endorsement of date…