That’s kind of my point. We don’t know. And we have no knowledge. This post kind of assumes we should think Lily doesn’t know as much as we do.

Let’s not forget the subtext here. I’m pretty sure they also mean white.

I think there’s significant overlap in that venn diagram :/

Frankly I am surprised at that age range. Usually they like them younger so they can train them to be good submissive wives. Or do I have these guys confused with the evangelicals?

Now I’m envisioning an undercover activist wearing a tear-off outfit taking the job and then halfway through the event, when the line is longest, tearing off her clothes and screaming LOOK AT MY PIERCED CLITORIS YOU GUN-TOTING MONSTERS and then Zoidberging out of there.

Lol age 20-27...what happens to a thin, unpierced, non-tattooed attractive woman at age 28 that makes her so disgusting to gun nuts, I wonder? Does her hot body become less freedom-y at midnight on her 28th birthday?

“Everybody knows, though, that a crone is the most powerful witch of all..”

Once the phrase “sheiks in the Middle East” enters the conversation, there is no other conclusion I can draw, regardless of circumstance.

We all knew that her parents were, to put it simply, evil for cooperating in this abuse of a minor. But the “courtship” soliloquy makes it sound like they were ACTIVELY trying to sell a child bride off to the highest bidder so I’m not sure how they aren’t in jail.

Yeah...the studio declined because Clark Gable didn’t want anybody paddling his ass!

Good to know that MRAs were just as insufferably whiny in the 1900s are they are now. “Oh no, those uppity women got the right to vote and now they don’t want to be hit!”

The best spanking scene didn’t even have any. Much too perilous!

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

When we were house hunting, my husband and I looked at a house that had a hot tub in the kitchen. In. The. Kitchen. The rest of the house was great, and the location was perfect, but that inconceivable hot tub was a deal breaker. On our way out, the realtor stopped us to ask if we wouldn’t mind telling her why we…

Will this never cease to be the truth??

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

It looks sort of like they were poorly photoshopped into Monte Carlo.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…