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I'm trying to avoid major judgment here, but it seems like a bad idea to meet and agree to marry someone while undergoing an experiment that effectively has you both looking and behaving very differently to how you normally would.

Once a friend was going on and on about this girl's online dating profile and how great it was and how "real" she was and how she didn't even wear makeup and look at this picture!!!

My aunt works for the writer of a very popular series of mystery novels and we got to spend Thanksgiving at her frigging mansion while she and her husband were at their horse ranch on the other side of the country.

Seriously. I would be terrified of eating or drinking near the couch, and what's the point of a couch if you can't eat and watch a movie at the same time while sitting on said couch.

My indoor cat escaped yesterday, which in itself is no big deal since she runs away more than a petulant teenager, but where I live is very rural and there are all sorts of those woodland creatures you speak of. So now, rather than worry about the fact that she will bring back ticks or get caught in a possum trap, I

My cat doesn't need to go to the effort of transmitting tuberculosis to me. He sits directly on my chest and sucks my soul out through my eyes. Much more efficient.

It's most likely a blocked duct. They are super common, and you don't have to worry unless it's causing discomfort. A warm compress might help.

come on now....SOMEONE has to think of he wealthy straight white men!



THE END IS NIGH!

"I voted for Prop 8 because I didn't think gays should be allowed to get married. But then I saw Brooke Hogan selling her new album with "No H8" scrawled on her face and it really made me think, you know. And I was all like, "Wow! Prop 8 is wrong!" So now I think that California should really let gays get married."

UH, No. Sex work isn't about being "dependent" on men. It is a Job. If I work at Starbucks and my boss is a man, does that make me no longer a feminist? And your last sentence doesnt even make sense.

Thank you! Jesus!! This article is so fucked. I haven't used Seeking Arrangement or any of its affiliates but I don't see a damn thing wrong with two consenting adults entering into a mutually beneficial relationship, regardless of what that consists of. F U Jezebel!

I, personally have used Seekingarrangement.com and am dissappointed in jezebel for writing such a fucking judgemental piece. Do you talk about sex workers and saw 'EW EW EW!?' It's discrediting us and fucking isolating and perpetuating hurtful and misguided stereotypes. I can believe it could put women into

I call them Poppin' Fresh boobs, because they are like what happens when you try to open the crescent roll containers and you twist it and twist it and then POOF! And you're a little scared but also really turned on because, hello, look at those little dough wads pushing through the container, you are totally having

The demi boob? Because I imagine a demi bra would do that, right? Or balcony boob?

Why "throob"? I can't for the life of me figure out the portmanteau there.

I don't care. Just help me figure out to alleviate underboob sweat this summer. Damn, it's more annoying than top or innerboob sweat.

I'm not sure which one I hate more: Sideboob or Underboob. Maybe underboob because croptops are usually involved.

Also this.

Because as we all know it's physically impossible to be sympathetic to multiple groups of people at once.