I am sure I am going to get ripped for this, but why in her last three movies has she taken off her clothing? Now this is the fourth.

Has it gotten protests from anti-nightmare-fuel activists?

Meh, balance it out with more brainless, chesty nymphos in minimal clothing in ads and I think everybody can call it even.

Don't forget, they took away her bow and arrows!

Ain't no party like a Gatsby party, 'cause a Gatsby party is a metaphor for the emptiness of the American dream.

Pfft. It is a game of chicken between her and Taylor Swift. "I'll stop singing about High School when you do. Your move, Taylor."

I have been so worried about her. I wrote her an email a few months ago to tell her she never needs to write another post if she doesn't want to - I feel like the internet pressure must have been unbearable, especially for someone struggling with depression.

Tier 1: Lube, sweat, vaginal secretions.

There can be no copy of Deadpool. Especially a Disney-fied version.

Ya, I think it's the expected outcome that's the only difference. Porn=more work in porn. Sex tape=generalized fame, money and notoriety.

From what I can tell, the difference between a "sex tape" and a "porno" is that when you make a porno you're allowed to openly admit that you intended for people to see it (mostly because you were paid to be in it and if people didn't see it that would be bad for your career), but when you make a "sex tape" and it…

I get the foot pain thing but ... own your tall! Tall women are awesome! Best part of 3" heels (for me) is making it up over 6'!

I totally saw women doing this in Jordan two years ago. I love how fashionable women will find a way to express it no matter the circumstances.

It definitely reduced inbreeding. You could hook up with people from the next village!

If you accept that she's mentally ill, perhaps the ethical stance would be for Jezebel to stop live blogging her nervous breakdown.

Literally.

Someone needs to make an extended mix of "feminazis stole my ice cream." IT WILL BE THE HIT OF THE SUMMER!

This is what happens when you hate gay people this bad. The only person around to give you a makeover is the daughter that everyone refers to as The Other One.

Kelly Bensimmon has had two kids. If the worst she was left with is a tiny bit of chicken skin on otherwise flat abs, then she is a lucky—if crazy—woman.