I once completely lost romantic interest in a guy because when he had to poop he always felt the need to announce it. I think he thought it was funny or something. Mid conversation he'd loudly announce "I have to poop" and then leave to go to the bathroom. As far as I'm concerned, when someone enters the bathroom,…

...well...that's not sexy.

That's because nut jobs have a tendency to find each other.

This guys girlfriend must be SUPER flattered that the guy who stabbed him wanted so badly to pay her a compliment. I'm totes jelly, no one has ever stabbed my boyfriend because they thought I was pretty. =(

Every time you find yourself wondering why a hot girl would date a jerk or a creep or...idk...a serial killer remember that birds of a feather flock together. Hot people can be screwy in the head to. Also, I'm not saying physical attractiveness isn't an important factor in relationships, but if her being good looking…

No, no, no.

Doesn't everyone start out in the grays?

From the video I'd guess he's some sort of performance artist.

...how does he eat? Don't those extra nostrils cause sinus problems? If he's a platypus, shouldn't the upper and lower lip be the same size?

That's pretty much what I said, she's probably getting a little old for Victoria's Secret.

Not surprised that she's trying to find something other than modeling to do at "only 22." I mean, in the modeling industry, if you're not a Tyra Banks level house hold name by the time your 25 that's pretty much it for you. Has she even had a perfume named after her yet? If not her prospects aren't very good.

Are you suggesting that women learn to defend themselves? OMG-VICTIM-BLAMING!!!!!!

That's because you're the only person with that body type...you're also the only person who poops...that book was a lie.

Did they dye her hair for it? Because that's not the color her hair usually is...I don't think.

The thing I like best about this image is that you and the dog both look kind of startled and confused...like you have no idea how you got into that position.

I'm less bothered by her size and more bothered by how she's awkwardly hunching her shoulders forward, why do they always have models do that? It is not at all an attractive or flattering pose.

You are a champion joke misser.

Honestly, I don't understand why the majority of the couples I know stay together (my mom and step dad are the only married people I know who actually seem to be improvements to each other's lives but they've been married less than a year) and apparently my not understanding why I should put any effort into staying…

I've already eaten meal worms and crickets so...bring it on.

Well, yeah, their SUPER similar...I mean, Kim may not be able to act like Marilyn or sing like Marilyn and she may not particularly look like Marilyn but...the both have...big boobs...and that's a trait not a lot of actresses have in common...so you can see how it firmly bonds her to Marilyn.