She's REALLY trying to push herself as that and it's not working as well as she'd hoped.

So...what percentage of the people who buy this do you suppose will be men who plan to keep it in their bathroom? Whatever it is, the rest will be girls between 12 and 16.

....what is meant to be happening in those Esquire pictures? Like, what is even going on there?

...to the surprise of no one.

Aren't these just knee socks?

No,no, you guyz dont understand! He's obligated to act racist in order to show the tyrannical PC police that they can't MAKE him not act racist! I meen, wut sort of world r we living in where you can't say racist stuff without people assuming you're some sort of racist?!!?!?! It's liek they think teh wordz that come…

I am not in any of my own fantasies.

I've never been in a relationship but it's always seemed to me that the way the SO selection process worked was that you narrow down your options based on who you find physically attractive and then narrow down further based on other more intangible qualifiers (compatibility in tastes and values) and then you date…

Damn, where I live they at least have the decency to wait until Halloween night to begin the Yuletide conversion.

We're think my cat suffered blunt head trauma at some point, one of his pupils is always so big you can barely see any iris no matter how bright it is in the room, he's got no teeth on one side of his mouth because they were all broken when we adopted him (the people at the shelter said he was brought in like that)…

Like, for fun? How horrible.

I have a part time cashiering job at a Target right now and at least five people a day go through my line with this album so this does not surprise me. I'm still not a big fan of T-Swift but....good for her...I guess.

Yeah, apparently if you're not attracted to a guy the only decent thing to do is be a complete bitch to him or else you're a friend-zoning cock tease.

But it's apparently ok for men to be shallow because blah, blah, biological imperative blah and blah, blah evolution blah and women are HARD WIRED with nesting instincts that make them naturally inclined to appreciate men's intelligence and personality and...ya know, the stuff every human being want's to be…

Yes, the surest way out of the friendzone is to loudly and constantly bitch about being in the friendzone. Then you wont have to suffer the indignity of being friends with a woman any more because you wont be her friend, you'll be just another whiny douche that she wants nothing to do with.

I can not be the only who who's noticed that all this "pick up artist" bullshit is just the result of someone having found a way to repackage the marketing techniques they've used to sell women overpriced, unnecessary products since the dawn of civilization...CAN....NOT. There is literally NO difference between "hey…

Well, what makes the behavior harassment is that it persists despite the fact that it is unwanted (one of the definitions of harassment is "unwanted attention) so "you wouldn't mind the guy harassing you if he were good looking!" is an invalid defense. If I did not mind, then it would not be harassment. Any statement…

If I'm alive in 15 years there's definitely still going to be one person who wants to watch this show.

How is this not already on here!?!?!?!

...that looks nothing like Elsa...not even close.