Should be a square for anything that translates to "Even though the person that I wronged was equally at fault, I am benevolently apologizing , which makes me the bigger person."

My guess is that most people find this dude obnoxious but he's convinced himself that it's all because of some big "blue pill" conspiracy to turn the world against him. I can see it now, if a woman doesn't like him it's because she's a man hating feminazi, if someone who isn't white doesn't like him it's because…

I really do not understand what goes on in the minds of these people.

Not really, there can be some discomfort (like if you eat too much with it on or try to lace down too small too fast) but there shouldn't be any outright pain.

If anything I think men need to groom more. Maybe it's because I live in rural Wisconsin but most of the guys I see on a daily basis look like they rolled out of bed and sprinted right out the door without even bothering to change out of the clothes they passed out in last night. I'm not a particularly high…

My 9 year old sister has a head of curls so wild and messy that my mom is thrilled if she can get it brushed without invoking tears. She's never had so much as a pony tail put in her hair.

...it's on!

Toward the end of her life my great grandmother lived in a retirement community (it was basically a cluster of tiny little houses around a larger common building where the people who lived there could go to eat and do activities and such) and every year near Halloween they'd invite grade schools to bus the kids out…

I always lived in rural areas as a child so we would usually drive to a suburb to trick or treat just because the houses were closer together.

Sounds to me like Jack Skellington needs to smack a bitch.

Well I'm glad someone finally recognized Halloween for what it is, yet another socialist reuse concocted to trick hard working rich people in to helping the less fortunate. I've been onto that scam for years which is why instead of handing out candy I hand out pamphlets carefully explaining to the children that they…

Well, duh, it's because they care about us and don't want us to worry our pretty little heads about all that big, scary politics...voting gives you wrinkles, you know.

Ah, yes, the old conservative method of dealing with problems wherein instead of actually dealing with the problem they try desperately to convince you that it doesn't exist and pressure you into just shutting up about it. Never mind that I hear conservatives bring up date rape far more often than liberals in order to…

Yeah, I'm going the same route with the term "basic" that I did with the term "hipster." I don't know what it means and I don't care enough to try to find out...because I don't give a shit.

Not on it's own but it certainly isn't one for the pros column.

In that instance I could probably give him a pass on the being a serial killer thing.

Um...no...being a serial killer is number two on my list of deal breakers...I'm terribly picky, you see.

I honestly have no idea what you mean...toward the end there you seemed to be arguing with yourself...maybe.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to knees while firing machine gun into the sky*

How could I beat you up? We're not even in the same room...and even if we were, I don't have much in the way of upper body strength so you'd be pretty safe even if I did want to beat you up...which I don't.