I haven't had sex with anyone yet but I would think that the size of a guy penis wouldn't matter nearly as much as his ability to actually give me pleasure. If he was really good at stimulating me orally and/or manually, I don't think I'd care if it was really small.

I feel like actresses are kind of between a rock and a hard place when it comes to plastic surgery. There's all this pressure to look as young as possible for as long as possible so getting wrinkles limits your opportunities but getting plastic surgery can limit the mobility of your face and make you not able to emote…

The fact that they've put people like Jim Sterling of the Jimquisition (who has worked very hard to expose corruption in the gaming industry and repeatedly taken gaming companies to task for purchasing good reviews and censoring negative ones) on their list of "Social Justices Warriors" who are not to be trusted…

Hasnt he admitted that it was his fault the marriage didnt work out? I don't recall him saying he had wanted out because of her, just that he realized marriage in general wasn't really for him. Ether way I guess its good that he's being civil...if that's what you'd call that.

I wouldn't say "everyone" is working out too much...probably more like "people who have the time and resources to work out way too much are working out way too much." What exactly are the negative consequences of this "working out too much" supposed to be anyway? Because last I checked exercise was good for you.

Well...I guess there's nothing to be done about it. *pull burrito from under mattress and takes bite*

I've noticed a lot of extremely confused people trying to argue that Gamergate actually has nothing to do with "who Zoe Quinn fucked"and that it's actually the evil "Social Justice Warriors" who keep bringing it up and pretending it's about that to draw attention away from the fact that they have seized control of all…

Wait...there was aspertame in Yoplait?

It's called pumpkin spice because it's the mixture of spices they put into pumpkin puree when the use it in deserts.

Sorry, but he is by no means leading the backlash, that's been in progress for years now.

yep, my sister and her girlfriend are working in having a baby right now, turns out sperm is not difficult to get ahold of even if you aren't married to a man.

I am super confused about what exactly he means. "Recognizing same-sex marriage does not advance this interest because same-sex unions do not result in pregnancy"?

When I used to live out in the county we had a lot of outdoor cats so we'd get at least 3 or 4 litters of kittens every spring. One year we had one that just didn't grow, when all his siblings had tripled in size he was still the size of a new born. Surprisingly his mother continued to allow him to nurse and he…

I David Bowie is not involved, I'm not seeing it, and I don't mean in a cameo I mean actually involved.

If virginity doesn't affect tightness then I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I have a lot of trouble getting anything into my vagina. Inserting tampons is painful and I've never been able to get a vibrator or a dildo even an inch in. One of the many reasons I'm still a virgin is because I'm afraid sex will…

I know, right? I'm pretty sure the reason I had no date to prom in high school is because my boobs are too big and that made all the guys think dancing with me would be awkward. It wasn't because of my social awkwardness or poor personal hygiene at all!

There seems to be an entire subset of the human race who are so egotistical that they attribute all of their problems to the fact that they're too physically attractive. If they got Ebola they would take it as a sign that the virus had somehow evolved a sense of aesthetic appreciation and when scientists didn't take…

If you read Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, make sure you get an addition with the origional illustrations, the new ones SUCK!

Um, no, if you order eggs in a restaurant, you're pretty much always expected to say how you want them cooked unless the menu specifies how they're cooked. It is not possible that he hadn't encountered that particular scenario before.