Not really.

Because sex is wrong and icky and having it for reasons other than to make children makes the baby Jesus cry...that's just science.

I know, right? He's such a saint for wanting to fuck women who aren't young enough to be his daughter.

But once you hit 43 you're totally gross, right?

The picture of the police officer is a perfect summary of the entire situation.

Despite the fact that there are more women than men, men are more likely to commit domestic abuse. I don't think that fact should be ignored. I don't think male victims of domestic abuse should be ignored ether but pretending that it was totally even and men were every bit as likely to be victims would paint an…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *douses computer with gasoline, throws match, runs shrieking into the night*

...now I'm just imagining what it would be like to take a frozen crap...I don't think it would feel good.

Yes, once you hit 31, you will no longer be able to attract a sweet prince like Springfieldpervert. Truly, all the light will be gone from your life.

Pssst...Dismiss button.

A troll is like a toddler throwing a tantrum, the best course of action is to just ignore it until it quiets down.

That's because people are making the mistake of arguing with him as though he were a person instead of just dismissing him like the brainless annoyance he is.

The only person on here saying older women are gross is a troll.

Hey, you guys, Springfieldpervert is a troll...stop feeding the troll. God gave us dismiss buttons for a reason.

Well that's just terrible...everyone knows positive reinforcement is a far more effective method of conditioning.

Oh my god! I'm finally cool!!!

I know, all I could think about was how it's actually possible to get chlamydia in your throat.

I like how the smaller dogs always seem surprised by it.

Throw that on the ever growing pile of Beyonce conspiracy theories.

I have a feeling this is meant sarcastically or something (unless he has just legit gone insane) but I have no idea what it's supposed to actually mean or what point he's trying to make.