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Is there any more terrifying phrase in the English language than "do it yourself plastic surgery"?

Would everyone stop feeding "crackity"...seriously, most obvious troll ever. DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!!!

Translation: "I just pulled that statement out of my ass but I threw in some percentages in hopes of making it sound official enough that no one would ask me to site my sources."

Why are all these dragons business men and shit? I don't want to fuck a dragon but I think if I did I'd want to fuck an actual dragon, not an office manager who happens to look like a dragon.

I know, right? And they're always all up on your lawn.

This is what they moved on to after the "teen paranormal romance" boom died down. I know they're still being written, but they'r not doing nearly as good of business as they were when Twilight was at it's peak.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOLE FOODS!!! *shakes fist at sky*

FLORIDA!!!! *shakes fist at sky*

I was being sarcastic stupid.

...oh, well if it's a meme...

My autocorrect does this with swearwords and anything sexual.

I know, right? He's one of the few men on earth who's considerably more attractive without hair. When he left the show I died a little inside.

One of my favorite thing about the early seasons of Smallville is frequently getting to see young Lex Luthor in a fencing uniform...it is a good thing.

It's like a competition to see who can show the most skin without actually being naked...and he won.

Yeah, the fact that rage and bigotry are inseparably intertwined in your head means you're probably a bigot...congrats on that. Let me guess, you're one of those people who thinks the person you are when you're angry is not "the real you" so you shouldn't be held accountable for anything you say or do when you're…

Lol, no honey bunch, not everyone turns into the Grand Dragon when they get angry. There are ways of expressing anger that do not involve allowing your barely concealed bigotry to ooze to the surface. People who don't have barely concealed bigotry don't have a problem with that.

Pro tip, if you're not antisemitic it's not hard to avoid saying antisemitic shit. If you frequently find yourself saying antisemitic shit, then you may want to consider that there may actually be something wrong with the way you see the world. I cannot stand these delusional people who think it's impossible that…

Were threesomes always this dangerous or is this an emerging trend?