I don't know, seems like a helpful short cut actually. Think about it, if a guy gives you this thinking it a cute little gag gift you know to cut him out of your life as quickly and completely as possible.

I will never understand why so many people have such a boner for the pink Starburst...they taste like chap stick.

I rember her only as the least funny thing about Brides Maids, so you're not alone. Why anyone though it was a good idea to give her her own comedy show is beyond me. She is barely supporting character material.

I hear they have fat burning lasers now.

...of course his name is Jim Bob.

Once you're over 30 don't you officially no longer require an excuse for not going to some 20 year old's party? I thought that was one of the many unsung perks of no longer being in your 20's.

Nailed it!

It's clear that he didn't want an open relationship, he just wanted to be able to fuck whoever HE wanted and have her still only fuck him and was assuming it would work out that way because no one would find her attractive...joke's on him I guess.

I will never love like that again.

I stopped watching after they killed Russell Edgington off in the most abrupt, contrived and anticlimactic way possible after building up a bunch of suspence around his return only to have him do basically nothing when he finally did come back...I think season three was the last one I genuinely enjoyed.

All the rooms look really small and cramped.

This is why on the first date I always choke slam the guy to the ground and then pee on him to establish my claim. While he's recovering from the shock and cleaning my urine off of his face, I kill a rabbit with my teeth and then present it to him so that he knows I'm a good provider. The only reason I'm still single…

I pay the iron price!!!

She looks like her face was attacked by a swarm of hornets.

Alcohol shuts down the higher brain.

Don't be stupid, you call the FBI for pepper related emergencies.

I think s'more flavored things are delicious but the actual s'more itself is kind of a non-event. I get why it's supposed to be good, it's a good concept, but it's near to impossible to execute properly....I always wind up burning myself.

Flesh eating kangaroos?

The best thing about people who troll on this site is that they never bother to learn how the comments section actually works.

The guy in the reenactment was kind of hot.