I want to embroider that on a cat shaped pillow.

I assume all her "fans" are people like her who read her articles so that they can nod along and feel smug in the knowledge that they were one of the people who did it "right."

Yes, don't wait until you're financially stable to have children, do it now! Quick! That old clocks a'tickin'! But also don't work to support your children...just wait for the money fairy.

I'm sure she respects their decision to one day wake up and realize that they're shriveled old crones, filled with regret at having wasted their most fertile years on some stupid job or something. Yes, I'm sure she believes it is their right to die alone and bitter, with only auditory hallucination of the pitter…

I find that most people who think rape culture doesn't exist don't know what the phrase means and, like you, don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

If you're as dependent in sex as a drug addict is on drugs,then you need help.

idk. I think getting needles shoved into your face is pretty punk.

This is why when I say I want don't want kids because I don't like kids and someone responds "but it would be different if they were YOURS!!!" I refuse to believe them.

Since I don't have a job right now, my mom gives me lists of things she wants done before she gets home.

I know, right?

I will never love like that again.

Nope.

It's is more important that rape and sexual assault get discussed than it is that Joe Not-Every-Man doesn't get his feelings hurt. We're not going to ignore the fact that the built of rape victim are women (yes, even in prisons) and the bulk of rapists are men just because bringing a subset of people decide to take…

Not all of the Sith!

Yet another reason that when people tell me "Oh, you should have children! Trust me! It's worth it!" I just laugh quietly to myself.

Now being wealthy is all about spending an insane amount of money on stuff that looks like you found it rifling around in a dumpster behind a retirement home. For further reference, see boho chic.

Jokes on you! They're actually made of leather fashioned form the flesh of the last unicorn!

Plus they're usually really small so the person behind the counter is looking right at you the whole time you're in there. RIGHT...AT...YOU!

It's the circle of life.

Yes, if a man had snuck into the women's bathroom and taken picture, that would have been highly inappropriate.