Yes, but it's a fair trade, organic dump.

Sure, things that would otherwise be horrible are ok if the person they happen to is black...anyone who says otherwise is a socialist, nazi, libutard.

Why not both?

Somehow I think this may have been meant as a joke.

I feel like there's got to be a distopian horror movie premise in there somewhere.

You're a looney.

Wait...you expect me to believe that Rick Astley actually exists? Next you're gonna' be telling me that bigfoot is out there...bigfoot-ing around.

I didn't read that peaches, I'm also going to wait just long enough for you to read this and then dismiss all your other comments so no on will ever know of you're brave struggle against the evil, white supremacist forces of empirical thinking. I'll be super sad D=

"Their arguments"? You mean you and the person I was originally replying to? Yeah, that's a real pile on. I also already agreed with you that asking for proof is totes racist, that's why all scientists are in the clan.

You're right, it was so, so wrong of me to ask someone to prove a claim that they were making. From now on I will unquestioningly believe everything I hear.

Ok and where is that ignorance demonstrated?

Beyonce is their main squeeze, but they have the occasional casual trysts. It's ok, Jezebel and Beyonce have a mutual understanding.

Because any time a woman who's famous for being sexy isn't a total bitch or a total moron the Jezebel writers act like they deserve a Nobel prize. For further illustration see their obsession with Sasha Grey .

Kate Upton is not "out there" for guys like you any more than Cillian Murphy is "out there" for girls like me. If you're not willing to "settle" for someone whose less than physically flawless than why would you expect them to "settle" for you?

I keep looking for all these blatantly racist, classist, transphobic Jezebel articles that all the people who follow Jezebel just to proclaim their hatred for it at every opportunity keep talking about but I can't find them. Where are they hiding them?

She got famous by ballooning up to a big whopping size 8 so that she could compete as a plus sized model on Americas Next Top Model, got a bunch of attention for being an example of body diversity in the modeling industry and then lost the weight immediately after so she cold go back to being a "real" model again.

I think when someone says "hey, pay attention to my ass" it's probably ok to talk about their ass.

For the love of god can someone PLEASE tell me what's supposed to be so striking about Pippa Middleton's butt?!!?! It's been three years and I still don't get it! It just looks like an ordinary butt to me!!! WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!?!

THANKS OBAMA!!!