Abraham’s voice was heard when Rick was in the hallway. The subtitles specify it was he.

It wasn’t nearly a nine-year jump. Five to six at the absolute most. But the total time frame since the zombie apocalypse began would be around nine years. Yes, all the wide-eyed innocents are long gone, except maybe in the Commonwealth...

The “walker innards” wouldn’t be a factor; the skins the Whisperers use are removed and cleaned, subjected to some kind of process so they last longer, and worn for some time. Evidently the walkers can rarely tell the difference.

and that show missing its intestines was Fear the Walking Dead

CC was really dragging the show down, and this was a good way to get rid of him.

I don’t understand what Garbage Woman was doing. She had offered Gabriel to the mysterious helicopter crew and cut a deal for that, but...was going to turn him into a walker? Why? Why would they pay for a walker? There are plenty around. Was she trying to infect Gabriel prior to pickup to screw them over or something?

They really want to keep the possibility open of him returning, so I am thinking he will not die.

90%+ of scenes with Paul in them end with someone initiating gay sex. We get it; they’re gay. The show is about all sorts of porn and hooking, but Paul has his own life going and is more legitimate, and I feel like almost every scene with him having to contain that reduces him to his sexuality instead of a fully…

^Above: someone who’s never had meat properly well done.

I didn’t follow this either.

Katelyn Nacon is one of my favorite members of the cast, but yes, it’s somewhat tough to get fired up about what they will do with the character with Carl out of the picture.

The new show she’s leaving this to star in sounds really terrible. Just the character names and basic plot description are groaners.

The thing where everyone praises how amazing Rick is all the time is one of the weirdest, most reductive parts of the show. Even the comic was much more nuanced about this, with Rick painted as quite divisive.

The attempt to have suspense over showing Negan was pathetic. AMC seems to believe that people are just obsessed with Negan and the whole show is driven by him on some level. Reality: since Negan was added to the series and dominated the promotional material, ratings have RAPIDLY declined, and the impact was even felt…

She was probably booked early, helping set the schedule they were so worried about meeting. That, and/or they gave her most of the door.

The song feels tuneless. Elvis Costello always seems slickly produced and with clever lyrics, but without memorable melodies.

Yeah, what a great analogy that would have been if David Bowie had been out on the street selling his ass instead of producing creative work with his talent.

Rainer Bock was very good as Werner. I like the subtle moment where he figures out he himself isn’t getting out of the desert, and switches to a damage-control mentality (like a proper engineer).

Boy, is the writer of this review gonna be upset when he finds out the creators of South Park aren’t left-wingers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What about the time when they showed Butters restrained in the air in a large machine that inserted a probe into his rectum and began vibrating it so his whole body shook? Did you turn it off then?