THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ. I love you Jia Tolentino.
Best comment? Yeahhhhh.
Snapchat: the ultimate destroyer.
Could not love you more tbh.
Who are you? I think I love you.
I would literally inhale ANYTHING that Rihanna told me to. That said, this will never be at the level of Beyonce’s “Heat” which is actually incredible & my fragrance du jour.
That “(deeper)“ NAILED IT.
Son, you’re not alone. Excitement is reaching unhealthy levels. I need to try before I buy. Real stores oh yesssssss!! *fireworks* *naked babies playing trumpets*
Yeah, dating in general is work. Dating multiple people simultaneously is that times three people! Hmm ending it with that guy I would just make it short and simple. Start off positive ("Hey! I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you and getting to know you..."), then short but honest reason why things are ending… Read more
I did this once and it was simultaneously awesome and exhausting. For a brief period a few years ago I was casually dating/getting to know three guys (two from okcupid and one from a party). It was fun and exciting going on dates, comparing and contrasting and just generally exploring. I found that having a couple… Read more
HOLY FUCK YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND. We need a kickstarter for this immediately!
So true. It's horrifying how easily people dismiss his extreme and blatant misogyny due to "talent". How would this scenario play out if he was black? Probably very differently.
I have wanted to do it probably 2 or 3 times. That initial enthusiasm quickly fades within like...a day. I have always wanted to do it because I love writing and I also used to write fan fiction heavily. I don't know about you but what holds ME back is not the idea or the enthusiasm but the dedication. A day or week… Read more
Literally? Did he choke? DID HE DIE PENELOPE???
They would work together and survive as an almighty team of female power and sexuality that would go on to conquer the known universe.
I couldn't love you more for this gif usage.
Right? I feel like if he did in a any sort of meaningful/frequent/not-begruding way he would have mentioned it. Like "Plus, I go down on her all the time and she cums blah blah where is the reciprocity?" That's a meaningful omission. I'd bet he either doesn't at all or does it half-heartedly just to encourage her to… Read more