ohtheglory27
ohtheglory27
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THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ. I love you Jia Tolentino.

Best comment? Yeahhhhh.

Snapchat: the ultimate destroyer.

Could not love you more tbh.

Who are you? I think I love you.

I would literally inhale ANYTHING that Rihanna told me to. That said, this will never be at the level of Beyonce’s “Heat” which is actually incredible & my fragrance du jour.

That “(deeper)“ NAILED IT.

Son, you’re not alone. Excitement is reaching unhealthy levels. I need to try before I buy. Real stores oh yesssssss!! *fireworks* *naked babies playing trumpets*

HOLY FUCK YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND. We need a kickstarter for this immediately!

So true. It's horrifying how easily people dismiss his extreme and blatant misogyny due to "talent". How would this scenario play out if he was black? Probably very differently.

Literally? Did he choke? DID HE DIE PENELOPE???

They would work together and survive as an almighty team of female power and sexuality that would go on to conquer the known universe.

I couldn't love you more for this gif usage.

Right? I feel like if he did in a any sort of meaningful/frequent/not-begruding way he would have mentioned it. Like "Plus, I go down on her all the time and she cums blah blah where is the reciprocity?" That's a meaningful omission. I'd bet he either doesn't at all or does it half-heartedly just to encourage her to

IT'S UNNERVING. RIGHT? RIGHT. UGH. AH. NO.

BOOM. PERFECTION.

Is she even a real person or is she just a reincarnated old hollywood movie star planted in the body of a beautiful brilliant lawyer waiting to devour Clooney's soul Under The Skin style? THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO KNOW.

Why can't hyperbole take all of our words? Why can't it insist on taking THAT word? That word in particular is not precious to those of us for whom words are powerful tools, and we will let hyperbole take it without a fight.

I feel like Tina is one of the likable humans on this earth.

I'm betting more like a solid 98%