can u not

I love Jay Z for that even if he only stopped calling women “bitches” and ho’s” after having a daughter. Guess your wife, mother and other women in your life weren’t enough but ok, you got there.

I generally don’t give a shit about celebrity marriages, but I think I’ll be genuinely sad if Chrissy Teigen and John Legend ever break up. Both of them seem so perfect, and perfect for each other.

Counterpoint: she’s a national treasure in the making.

okay Caity Weaver + Tiffany Haddish is a matchup I can get behind. brb off to mainline that GQ article, which I assume will overwhelm me with charming absurdity.

Elon Musk confuses me, I don’t know if I should root for him, be annoyed at him, be happy his brain exists, and many other scenarios.... thoughts?

This is the one I went to as well, I remember they also had a big block of ice in a tub of temperature controlled water you could put your hands in to feel how cold it would have been.

Show me on the doll where your job hurt you.

Cool, and until you’re “given” that world do you support the rights of women (and some men, and lots of gender fluid/non binary people but I’ve noticed that antis tend to forget sex workers aren’t just cis women) to earn a living by a means of their choosing as safely as possible or nah?

Not having a FB account has never felt this good.

I will happily dance on the Ashes of Facebook with the joy of a thousand burning suns.

I worked a Demi Lovato concert. She’s the rare artist who personally thanks the local crew before disappearing into a limo at the end of the show. It’s a small thing but it makes you feel good.

I was going crazy because I couldn’t see Demi in that photo and I was like, is it me?

Tuh; Snapchat learned today.

Right?!? Ferris is a sociopath. His sister got a bum deal.

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

They have to go after Kleenex and the tube sock industry first; it’s only fair.

wasnt this called In Treatment?

This sounds a little like a reboot of In Treatment, which was absolutely stellar.

@BytheSea: The Kübler-Ross stages of grief. The Bastardis are Anger and The Schulers are Denial.