For the love of everything, NO.

The boppy did not work for me for nursing because I have a short torso and it put the baby up too high. I always just used a bed pillow. But I did love it as a pillow/torso support for my babies. Perfect little resting spot for babies on the floor. 

These shoes are the best. I bought a few pairs with my first baby in different sizes and they went through all of my kids and my niece. They are perfect for toddlers learning to walk and the only shoes that will stay on an infant.

I’m glad it’s not just me! I love Bill but I can imagine him knocking over a candlestick while playing a game of don’t let balloon touch the ground and taking down the whole west wing.

Like, by leaving a lit cigar lying around or metaphorically? Nah, I’m sure he’ll be great, but I think Michelle is a tough act to follow even when you’re Bill Clinton.

Just because Bill was the president it doesn’t follow that he’ll be a great first gentleman. My point wasn’t about the first spouse with the greatest CV, which you probably realize but want to argue about for arguments sake. Bill is getting on in years and seems like he’s not well and I don’t think he’s going to get…

The next first spouse will be a two term former POTUS? How am I just now hearing about this?! Tell me more!

You magnificent bastard.

“Because [Obama] said what she thought, and because she smiled only when she felt like smiling, and not constantly and vacuously...”

Kevin Shields, Kevin Parker. The Kevins.

Hhahahahahahaha

He would have absolutely fucking shredded. Sam Bee rocks and I thank god or whoever that we have her but this election really could have used Jon Stewart. I was hoping he might come out of retirement just for a couple of months to handle this shit show.

Dear god, no.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot too, and your metaphor is a wonderful way to describe it.

I was worrying that Trump might get elected, die of a heart attack or stroke from all the KFC and we end up with Pence.

I don’t understand how a man could vote for him either.

Yes, she of the bullet necklace. I see an etsy shop in her future. 

Either that or because they just aren’t paying anyone.

hahaha

Unlike Katrina Pierson who is in this solely for the good of the American people.