They’ve also released Katrina Pierson from wherever they were hiding her. Her talking points are gloriously unhinged.

Oh, the butler? He’s a delight. http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/05/trump-butler-anthony-senecal-facebook-kill-obama

I’m watching Rachel Maddow now and they’re talking about the woman on the airplane, the woman working at Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago, and the teen pageant. Since then there has been the 10-year-old on the escalator and now this. IN ONE DAY. This guy is making Cosby look lazy. Holy shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I read a comment on FB the other day that Hillary’s presidency will be Bill’s third term. Because obviously she can’t be president in her own right, her husband has to come in and run things for her. It was incredibly difficult to keep scrolling and ignore it. I did, but it was tough.

Yes, the effort put into the hair and tan is intense. It’s so, so strange.

WE DEAD

It’s so crazy! How does someone with that much money dress that badly and have that terrible hair and that awful tan? It’s pure ego, he doesn’t have to make any effort because no matter how he looks it’s better than anyone else has looked ever. It’s crazy, he is working with some fucked up mental pathology.

You’re welcome! Someone sent the link to me late one night and I was in bed, crying with laughter, trying not to wake up my kids. I love Watch Me Feed This Squirrel Ambien.

Ew. I hope the sex part of their contract has expired.

For sure. She must have known what kind of person he was before she married him and but I still do feel kind of bad for her.

I can’t tell which post you’re replying to but if it’s the one where I talk about feeling bad for Melania, then yes, I’m definitely projecting.

NAILED IT

Me too! You’ve probably seen this but here’s a whole gallery of them from The Soup. http://www.eonline.com/shows/the_soup/photos/11817/revised-children-s-book-covers/399227

I honestly feel bad for Melania. I think she was cool with her marriage of money/convenience until this election and now she’s like, look motherfuckers, I didn’t sign up for this. I don’t think she wants any of it except for her kid and the financial security.

Any bookstore should have it in their Kids Books About Assholes section.

I don’t remember Ben Carson ever having a good answer for anything. He’s an embarrassing moron. But why Trump’s dumb fucking answers are more enticing than Ben Carson’s dumb fucking answers is something we as a nation need to think long and hard about.

I don’t know if I can take any more.