I know I’m supposed to be disgusted, but I’m just impressed by her ability to “go” anywhere away from her home base. I sometimes struggle when in an unfamiliar hotel room; I couldn’t imagine being so relaxed as to be able to dump on the neighbor’s lawn.

Sounds like you’re saying, “Shit or get off the pot.”

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

“Stomach cramps” is definitely a well-known euphemism among runners, but I mean, this is obviously above and beyond that.

Well, he’s on to us; I guess it’s time to rip off our human suits and start the lizard people takeover of this wretched planet once and for all.

This was in Arcadia California, a suburb of LA. The town founder was fond of the birds and brought them to his arboretum (now owned by LA and called The LA Arbortum). They multiplied, got out of the Arboretum gates, and wander all over town. They go in people’s yards all the time.

Aren’t the females called peahens?

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it

I was raped as a first semester freshman in college and it was my English 101 teacher (a temp employee and someone I’d known for only a week) who was the one who noticed the change in my behavior and asked the questions that I needed to be asked. She was the first one I told and the one who helped me move forward and…

You must come from a family of non-toxic people.

I’m a little worried by how forgiving the trailer is

Because while I think it’s rather unarguable that the parents *were* emotionally abusive (or at the very least, severely neglectful), it’s not the sort of straight-forward child abuse in some memoirs.

Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the…

That fucker is my representative and he’s going down in 2018. He voted to end my health care. This is personal to me.

Let’s not read too much into this; Issa is probably just practicing his Parkour.

He is a giant jerk and always has been. It is just like him to do that to a reporter.

Twitter is like smoking a cigarette. Feels really good, it’s really self-indulgent, very hard to quit, and there is no safe or moderate amount.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Him stopping the importing of automobiles will not get me to start buying domestic cars, but rather stop me from buying new cars.