I’m laughing but also I’m so sorry.

No, don’t remind me!

You are a goddamned saint.

OMG the balls. How do you ever wipe that image from your brain?! GAHHH

Even if you don’t regularly wash your hands after going to the bathroom, you have to wash your hands when there are witnesses! Pretend! Something!

This reminds of my boss from when I worked at Circuit City a million years ago. One of the dudes from my department told me that he went into the bathroom one day and he was sitting in the stall doing his business when he looked over and saw that the person in the stall next to him had a KFC meal sitting on the floor…

That’s a straight up burn. I yelled “moded!” at my TV screen when she said that.

Have you tried those stick on gel pads that go in the heel? It might make the shoe fit more snugly against your foot thus eliminating the fart space.

It happens and it happens HARD. I got married at 24 and at the time I thought that was plenty old enough. I look back now and wonder what in the actual fuck I was thinking. I look at other 24 year olds and they seem like little kids to me. Thank god we didn’t have kids for a few years but I totally get where Nicole is…

You really know clothes, my friend.

omg lol I am dying

There’s absolutely no way this would happen in our district thankfully, but I agree.

Someone I know on fb responded to my comments about this by saying if all teachers were armed this wouldn’t happen. He’s so glad that the teachers at his kids’ school are packing heat. My teachers friends were pretty pissed off by this, unsurprisingly.

It feels way too close for me to be comfortable until after the election.

Oh no, I don’t think it will matter to the hard core supporters - it’s the undecideds that I’m hoping it will sway.

He says he’s taking a break from smoking while he’s running for president but it doesn’t really seem like it. Also, it is absolutely mind boggling that a guy who straight up admits he just stopped smoking weed 6 weeks ago is a serious presidential candidate. I really think we have slipped into an alternate universe…

I’m pro-pot, I think it should be completely legalized nationally but I still wouldn’t want the president of this country smoking doobs anywhere near the oval office. It does not help people make good decisions.

Yeah, I’m with you 1000%.

I like this math! And Radiohead is not overrated! :)