Horrifyingly accurate

I LOOOOVVVEEE this

It’s a regular drum corps except they’re on drugs.

Damn, you were already in there with a negative number joke. That’s what I get for not scrolling. :)

-72

How do you grip that thing without a case? I didn’t do the plus because it’s too big for my hand and it felt slippery and I thought I would be dropping it constantly.

I’d try a cigarette lighter/USB adapter with the lightning cable.

I can’t even keep track of earbuds that are wired together. I would have no chance with these.

It was indeed a terrible day.

She’s very sincere about herself.

I mean, come on. There will be a book and probably a miniseries.

I want to believe she’s sincere - or in the drama of it all she feels sincere - but I completely agree. :(

Which is okay I guess except for not being able to have the charger and earbuds plugged in at the same time. Other people have said that we’ll definitely see an adapter that will let us do both but dammit. I’m just keeping this 6 until I’m dead.

It’s almost worse than the free U2 album.

Because they want to make us look dumb with those stupid earbuds. I’ve been simmering about this headphone jack thing for months but now that it’s official I’m furious. Can’t charge and listen at the same time. Have to use the adapter if you don’t want to use those douchy looking bluetooth “airpods.” Guaranteed to…

I’d like to know if there is a vitamin she takes or special face cream or what. She doesn’t look anywhere near her age.

Me too, Jesse.

This country is bonkers.

I just steer the conversation to golf instead of yelling.

It makes me sad because at one point my dad was a rational person and he’s intelligent and I love him to pieces but he has gone off the deep end with this election. I don’t know if it’s because he’s aging or what but it’s really upsetting. There are so many off limits conversational topics when I see my parents.