I’d be very surprised if the Sacred Timeline survives the end of the season.

I fucking hated Avatar at the time, so it’s a testament to the excellent writing in this column that I actually kinda want to rewatch it now. 

*digs through meme long-term storage unit*

Now I want to see The Weeknd and Vampire Weekend to collab cover of Working for the Weekend.

Trent Reznor does good soundtrack work, but it feels like a missed opportunity to not get a jazz composer.

Blue Ruin is even better

I’ll have to watch this. Green Room was excellent. 

That’s because you’re a melon farmer.

I think the solitude of quarantine has made me a little overly emotional. You’re not supposed to openly weep at Bill and Ted trailers, right? Like, that’s not an appropriate Bill and Ted response?

It would’ve worked better without touching upon the more serious issues of redemption that you correctly bring up if he hadn’t become a Force ghost at the end.

I get that hardcore lefties got scared by Buttigieg and how his campaign aimed for the center so successfully, but it doesn’t make the smear campaign against him look any less unmotivated and ridiculous. It’s like MAGA, only more intellectually insufferable.

What an unnecessarily pissy article.

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

I was informed by the best minds of various comment sections that this movie would be an hour of a half of Cardi B kicking a man in the balls and shouting “I WON’T GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS! I AM BENEFITING FROM DOUBLE STANDARDS TO SPITE YOU PERSONALLY!”

Is it me, or is Overcomer the dumbest movie title ever?

Underwater Champagne Room is a great name for a band.

I believe Jay-Z is seeking meaningful change in his bank account.

“I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good!” - Beyonce

It is not at all obvious from the Variety article that the issue was the anti-Nazi message in and of itself. Depicting Hitler (even an imaginary one) is always going to be controversial (see, for example, Lavie Tidhar’s “A Man Lies Dreaming”), especially in a comedic context (Lubitsch’s “To Be Or Not To Be” was…

We have been on same page about so many things over many years, so me surprised to be on such opposite sides of this one. As wise man and cookie enthusiast once said, me hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated it. (For record, diatribe that follows not aimed at you in any way, Mr. Kinsey, me just wanted to…