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Eh he's on the council, but he really just phones it in. 

I can’t wait for this show to drop. I just adore the characters and their interactions as they try to navigate their lives. The setting and premise are just icing on the cake. The pre-reviews have been pretty favorable, with the biggest criticism being the bouncing around too many characters. That’s more of a feature

As a sentient seagull, I too am very offended, I'll be writing a str- OH SHIT SON, SOMEONE LEFT SOME FRENCH FRIES IN THIS GARBAGE CAN

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

I thought that was a really clever revision of the Mysterio concept. It’s kind of a sci-fi extrapolation of the deepfake trend.

I live in Baton Rouge, just a few blocks from the Mississippi River, and we’re about to have a massive storm that will almost certainly cause serious flooding... right as this fuckin’ thing comes out.

I just want to point out that Woody Woodpecker spent much of his time annoying a large walrus with a moustache.

Nancy and Jonathan’s fight scene in the car was really well done on every level. Really tonally consistent character justification for everything they both said. Jonathan is, of course, correct that a family of Nancy’s economic status is privileged to not have to think about how much capitalism sucks until it sucks

Best acting beat of the episode, Gaten Matarazzo and the look on Dustin’s face when Erica said, “You can’t spell America without Erica.” I laughed for a good two minutes after that.

Erica has been deliberately annoying so far, but in this episode I agreed with EVERYTHING that little girls said. It *was* CHILD ENDANGERMENT! And she *does* deserve free ice cream for life, or more accurately for as long as those two work in the mall ...

How has no one mentioned Moon Knight yet?

WHO DOESN’T WANT A COUNCIL OF SHAFTS?!?

Shaft 143-X: “But I was just talkin’ ‘bout Shaft!’

Now I want to see a movie with The Council of Shafts at the center.
“Shaft #143-X, when I read your reports, I don’t see any mention of you being a black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks. We, sir, still have standards here!

Yeah, but that twist ending, though. Made my day.

To offer a completely different perspective, that’s probably the part that most excited my eight year old.

I thought he was the weird bald dude from “Lifeforce”.

No, turns out both populations had a genetic Eve named Martha who was murdered.

But will he THWIP for the movie?

And there are whole industries based on preying on these people and earning those sweet Dunning-Krugerands.