My late husband and his best man were in charge of transporting the liquor and the wedding cake to the hall before heading off to the church. They very carefully filled the trunk of the borrowed Lincoln with all the booze, then gingerly set the cake on top.

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Maybe relax a little- married 6 years, no poo stuff in front of each other, but we pee with the door open. I didn’t fart around him for 6 months! It was so uncomfortable.

I don’t think you *need* to push boundaries on it - like I definitely try not to use the bathroom in front of significant others, but if it was an emergency or a weird situation there’s also no reason to be over the top private about it either. You’re a whole person and he knows you poop, but you don’t have to poop in…

He has. And he knows you’re anal about it and is being smart.

I’ve been with my husband 14 years so not a lot of mystery, but we close the door for pooping/menstrual cup business. If I want more privacy and him not to walk in I lock it.

Same!!! Twinsieees

My husband and I have been married 3 years, and we’ve done the poop/shower thing a couple of times but he was under strict no-peeking orders (I needed to use the bathroom and he was showering). We still close the door usually (and I run the water because I’m shy regardless)

I find bathroom time to be private time. I’m not ashamed or embarrassed. I just like to be alone while using the toilet. I have been in long-term relationships, and I still prefer to just be alone, and I always close the door. I don’t mind if my partner leaves the door open or whatever, but I do prefer they not do it…

You know you fart in your sleep, like a lot, right?

Oh wow, me too! I had never felt comfortable farting in front of ANYONE (including family) and then after I’d been with my partner for about a year I was fine (plus we’re living together). It was incredible that the horrible embarrassment that had plagued me my entire life was gone! I certainly don’t go out of my way…

Never had this rule. Never ran out of the sexy. And I’ve been around for a while.

My guy and I keep the door closed. We’re both in agreement that sexy takes on many forms, but shitting ain’t one of them!

I used to be sensitive about it...then I had ACL surgery and needed Mr Pie’s help going to the bathroom. It certainly put a little shit in perspective ;)

For what it’s worth, here’s my personal experience:

My husband and I pee in front of each other, but I insist on closed doors for pooping. Everyone deserves their private time, ya know? It's not a bodily function problem as much as it's just nice to be entirely alone once in a while. For reference, my ex and I often didn't close the door. That is not why he's an ex,…

I have a shy bladder anyway but I’m team peewiththedoorshut. Maybe just because I can. We share so much, which is great and feel fine considering it “me” time. But I’m also team youcan’tseemeinashowercap.

We’ve been together like 10 years so I think that stage has died a long time ago for us. Also our appartment is too small for me to be able to avoid being near the bathroom, I sneak my hand in and pinch his butt when he’s peeing :P and if he comes in when I’m in the shower I scream like I’m offended and he’s a peeper.…