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So beautifully written!

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

My mother had dementia and once wandered off and was found hugging a tree in someone’s back garden several streets away. Your story has given me a bad case of the sads, especially since she got really bad while I was still a self-obsessed tenager, and never got to know her as an adult. I miss her.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

Hello, fellow Midwestern boarding school attending person who had a life-changing experience!

SOLID DEFENSE, DUDE. Can’t imagine why people are worried about your treatment of gay folks.

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

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While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

They need to send Eden back to whatever ashram they dragged her out of.

Dorito annoys the ever living crap out of me. That “accent” alone is enough to make me barf. Where is she from? Cincinnati, England?

Its also kind of a paradox with reality shows. The simple fact that Lisa agrees to be on two reality shows means that she isn’t above the fray.

I love VPump and RHOBH but I don’t fall for the whole Lisa is queen nonsense. It drives me crazy how she cultivates this image of her being this super hard worker constantly with her nose to the grind (especially in VPR) when in reality she married Ken Todd when she was 20 years old after he was already an established…

Yup. What has become apparent is that she is willing to be extremely petty and back-handed. Lisa, you’re a hard-working, organized, compassionate, intelligent woman — STAHP! Her camera time would be better spent hosting soirees, traveling, hob-knobbing with other well-heeled folks, etc. Her story lines should be among…

This show has gone downhill since the epic first season. After they kept that nutjob Taylor and let trashy ass Brandi take over the show, it was a done deal.

Dorit is the poor man’s version of Camille Season 1.

I am pretty sure Camille is never coming back full time so she doesn’t have to go on the trips and all that. And, frankly, I like it better this way - little sporadic reminders that we have angels here on earth.

Dorit is playng the role of Lisa’s Tool this season (see: Brandy Glanville). If she can get out of that mode, she could maybe come into her own. But so far, it seems like she’s only interested in being Lisa’s proxy.

Dorit and the stupid pantygate story obsessing over Erika’s vagina may finally force me to quit this fucking show.