OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

He’s like Patrick Bateman if he was played by Michael Cera.

So, some context about NATO the president obviously doesn’t know.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

I’d have thought this particular investigation would fall to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fyrearms.

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

Agree wholeheartedly. Also, we need to steal this language; next time the GOP tries to pass an anti-abortion TRAP law and has nothing but men standing around at the bill signing, Planned Parenthood needs to come back and complain about how “the regulated community” (women) is not allowed to be part of the process.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

“Pollution removed his helmet and shook out his long white hair. He had taken over when Pestilence, muttering about penicillin, had retired in 1936.” 

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

“The three people killed on the bridge are men!”

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.

Puka shell necklaces will be the hill I die on. You’re not dating a dude with a puka shell necklace.

Karen Pence is a smart woman: she’s got this system for keeping her husband and a system to keep her towels. Until someone invents Husband Charms (patent pending), we have to make due with the current husband-keeping system.

Ender’s Game. Orson Scott Card sucks balls personally as a human being but those books are amazing.

I would have two airplanes and make them fight.

It links to Angelfire and he still updates his MySpace top 8.