Lol whenever one of us needs to go to TJ Maxx we sing about it to that theme song. Once I answered the phone while in the store and when FuzzHuz asked where I was, I sang it without even thinking about it — awesome looks from passersby, let me tell you.

Go! It’s amazing!! We went in mid-February and the weather was clear, a little snow, in the high 30's. We stayed in a loft (via VRBO) in the Old Harbor and rented a car to cruise around. Everyone is super friendly, it’s easy to navigate, and the scenery is gorgeous. It’s what I imagine it looks like Beyond the Wall.…

Same here — Gwinnett Mall just north of Atlanta is all over the news now because so many shops in it have closed, no one discovered A DEAD COLLEGE STUDENT in one of the food court stalls. FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS.

Whenever NICS (or any gun reform) comes up, they fail to address the largest loophole: per law, if the NICS background check hadn’t been proceeded or denied by FBI within three days, the FFL can transfer the firearm to the purchaser anyway.

This is what we call “Bama bangs” aka “the SEC swoop” aka the hair of every Southern frat bro known to existence. I also expect in his non-lawyering time he wears a pastel polo, some iteration of chino shorts, boat shoes and has his sunglasses on croakies. Extra points if his belt is braided leather or web with his…

They have special editions for police, fire and military because that’s who the rings were originally designed for — occupations where situations could make wearing a traditional metal ring dangerous. Why is wanting to wear a ring conservative? I never got a right wing vibe from them but that’s just me. The huz and I…

My crew recently did this as well and it was awesome! We all walked away with new (to us) clothes, some that you’d never expect would work, and it was a ton of fun. Most of us included random shit we’d been gifted over the years (usually from MILs) and had a lot of laughs with fashion shows of the craziest stuff.…

Lol we call it Donald Duck’in.

Fair is fair. Time to pass the bill that forbids insurance coverage of erectile dysfunction medication. As a woman I shouldn’t have to pay for your unnecessary dick pills — if God wanted you to get hard, then he wouldn’t have given you ED problems.

Alison Weir is my favorite historian... love all her books!

Yeah it is suuuuuper cheap in Georgia. I think about $15 for a fifth. You can even find the handles sometimes and you bet I stock up on those!

Yeah, we have a decanter out for mixing bourbon, and everything else is away in the cabinet. Our friends who prefer their drinks mixed know they will get the stink eye if they sully some good bourbon with soda in this house.

Can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to find a rec for W. L. Weller! This is my cheap (but quality) go-to when we have parties and/or I want to mix with my bourbon. The Pappy guys actually said they drink Weller (I believe the 9 or 12 year) as a sub for their own.

And re: Roof, records regarding mental health are convoluted and oftentimes not shared because of HIPAA. In his case, the research was still open — it had not be denied and referred to ATF for retrieval. Yet the FFL was still legally able to sell him that gun.

Here’s the problem (one of many):

Sadly this is incorrect. Someone who does not immediately pass or fail the NICS background check is delayed. In the vast majority of states, if the FBI has not returned a proceed/deny within three business days then the FFL is legally allowed to sell that firearm. It can take weeks or longer to confirm records... they…

We were just talking about this last night!! Several of us still have these dreams where the school comes back and says we didn’t finish one last requirement and our college degrees were mistakenly issued... it’s been 15+ years for most of us but i know I still wake up freaking out!

Yeah I’m visiting Oregon right now and this makes me teary-eyed with pride. Whodathunk that some fundamental health care rights would be so extraordinary nowadays?? Not looking forward to my return back to the Deep South and all it’s infuriating double standards...

I got the new Naked Heat palette when Ulta had it for presale and am awaiting its arrival. I love the Naked palette and am eh on the Naked Smoky (if only because I don’t really have the opportunity to wear much smoky dramatic eye make up), but the reviews on the Heat palette were great. Who doesn’t love rose golds and…

We always say, you are judged by a jury of your peers and your peers are idiots.