Re: The threats against Daniels.

“No, we need to put good ceilings on both sides of the bad ceilings so the bad ceilings can be stopped before they do any harm.” - Dwayne LaPlasterre, President of the National Ceiling Association

almanzo was hot.

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

“Leeloo Dallas MoviePass”

Last week I got during SNS I was sent to the hospital for pre-eclampsia. This week during SNS I have a baby that’s almost a week old. Win!

Even Vizzini knew better!

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I ate a 14oz steak named the “Brick” tonight. Pretty damn proud of myself.

After a few years of seeing the name Pentatonix pop up here and there but never hearing their music, this comment finally prompted me to go listen to some of it.

You’ll be hearing from Homer Simpson’s lawyer.

The light has gone out of my life.

Stupid elf. If you eliminate the munchies no one will buy your cookies.

Custom Pnina. All see -thru tulle just sticky taped to her body

every time I see an Ivanka Trump logo slashed through and on the mega-clearance section at Marshalls, my grinchy little heart grows three sizes.

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

A frighteningly massive dildo positioned upright in the middle of the floor when he comes out of the bathroom. Then pretend it isn’t there, like you can’t even see it.

I keep remembering Colbert’s quote: “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want…

Me too. I feel we’ve reached the point where young people look like the street gangs in Batman Beyond.

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.