I am 47. One thing I wish I’d realized when I was younger is that NOBODY knows what they are doing and EVERYBODY is making it up as they go along. Even 70-year olds.
Yeah, he’s in for a wake-up call. Then another one an hour-and-a-half later. And again an hour after that. And if he’s lucky the next one will be after two hours or so. Repeat for about 18 months.
When I pushed her through my birth canal that gave me permission to post embarrassing pictures of her forever and ever.
For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:
“The ‘garage’? Hey fellas, the ‘garage’! Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.”
First, it’s their arms, not there arms.
Speaking as a Christian.
If you were a bitch like me, you could say “oh I don’t think I’ll need help for that long. I know SOME women need more help, but I know I’ll be okay”
You won’t know how you feel until you’re in that place. Childbirth and taking care of a newborn can make you not give a fuck about body issues, or it might exacerbate them. I will say that if you are in your own house, you don’t owe it to anyone else to make THEM comfortable. You know what’s uncomfortable, sore…
Can I chime in on this MIL vent? I currently have a 4 month old and breastfeed. I don’t nurse in front of her but I think she is SO resentful of me breastfeeding! She thinks I’m hogging the baby and not allowing her or FIL bond. She’s mad that she can’t feed him. And she’s jealous that he is clearly bonded to me the…
I hate it when people are assholes.
Absolutely fuck those people victim blaming, and saying, “if you don’t want pictures out there,” nonsense.
My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?
These kids need to spend less time on interpreting my texts and more time on getting off my lawn.
Let’s be fair here. I studied archaeology in school and have worked on several digs, so I am coming from a place of some knowledge. And I’m afraid that I have to agree that having an all-female team *had* to have been a publicity stunt of some sort, and does in fact lead to some questions about the validity of their…
I suggest he volunteers for a new space program I’ve just now decided to fund, where we tie him to a rocket, and then send it to the fucking sun.