Obviously, the names Pedophilia Pink, Rape Rosé and Scarlet Statutory, didn't have the nice ring to it.

Hmmm...simple solution here. Just require that all men stay indoors, not allowed to leave without a female escort, they cannot travel in groups greater then two, cannot stay out after dark. This will keep them safe from the 80% of women who force them to rape and murder right?

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I don't know what to suggest because I totally don't even understand how her brain is working. I have children. I stopped bringing them out for ladies nights the second I thought they'd be cool without me, which admittedly took longer with my second boob-attached kid, but nowhere near two years. Doesn't she want a…

If pregnancy makes women anti abortion, abortion wouldn't exist in the first place. It's not non pregnant women who are getting abortions after all.

I thought I was one of the most pro-choice, abortions-for-everybody (who wants them) people in the world before I got pregnant.

My favorite response yet.

50 shades is the ranch dipping sauce of books

Yup, just like Christians, "smart people" and "nice guys". If you have to consistently tell people you are, you aren't.

The guy that walks in yelling about his reading list and his personal practices is the guy that I do not trust, even a little, because to do so is to miss the point entirely.

No Question. Just required by law to post this

I was one of the kids who had a severe reaction to the MMR vaccines. Had a pretty bad fever from the vaccination when I was one, and have permanent hearing loss in both ears as a result. It was one in a million, but it does happen.

WELL THERES NOT A LOT OF TIME LEFT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF DIPHTHERIA OR SOMETHING

UP IS DOWN BLACK IS WHITE CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE

But did you stain it with liptons and burn the edges? That's how you know it's legit.

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

To steal a quote from Jezebel I saw last night, if I can't send my kid anywhere with a PB&J sandwich for public health reasons, I shouldn't be allowed to send them anywhere without an MMRV.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

mid 20s here and I refuse and will continue to refuse to cut my hair. My mom and older sis think that now that pushed out a little one I need to get a mom cut. Fuck them. Keep your long locks and rock it until you die!

I'm not even going to speak to the hatefulness of this shit here. Clearly, that's obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain.