I think you're mom is right. Chunky highlights would look really good on you.

Folks with kids aren't all insufferable. Most of us respect whatever path people choose to take. The ones that don't (moms or childfree or otherwise) can fucking suck it.

Agreed. As a new mother of a 3 month old, I want to punch her in her fucking face, really, really hard.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

Morality has no place in legislation. Public policy is about providing and maintaining public services and infrastructure and protecting fundamental "natural" human rights inherent to every person. I do not believe it's "immoral" to pay me less than a male physician of the same education and experience. Morality…

They don't care. That's the *point* of banning abortions. They want to be able to pass that cost along to middle and lower class tax payers, but first unload as much of it on the poor women forced to carry fetuses to term. That way the mother is desperate enough to cling to shit jobs in retail and fast-food, and she'd…

If the difference between terminating an anencephalic fetus at 21 weeks and euthanizing a senior citizen escapes you, I'm genuinely concerned for your ability to take care of yourself.

Hmm. Fellow Iowan here. Didn't actually grow up castrating hogs (too little to help) but I distinctly remember the sound they made when my dad would do it. Also grew up pretty poor, with grandparents who lived through the Great Depression. In fact, I am typing this at my dead grandfather's desk at my small…

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Tucker Max *shakes head at 21 year old Bourbon*

Like special dog, whilst moving.

Guess how much paid time off I got after giving birth??

I've learned that if someone is actually a great cook, their friends will usually do the bragging to others on their behalf! Everyone I've ever met who claimed to be amazing wasn't...and I was once a pro cook, as were many of my friends, so we usually just sip our beers and side-eye when some friend of friend is…

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

It's really difficult not to hate this woman. I grew up in this kind of smug, judgmental, repressed religious environment. People thought they were so nice and generous when they condescended to hate the sin, etc., but the stifling of individuality, of independence, of sexuality of any kind was just so fucking stupid.…

"I really think you should not talk about things that you don't know anything about, ok? I know my situation in the Netherlands; I know what I can do within the law. Considering pregnancy, you're a man; you can walk away when your girlfriend is pregnant. I'm pregnant now and I had an abortion when I was—a long time…