Sad that someone married a pathetic loser like yourself.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

They have said that in their patch notes. Though in my opinion, they seem like they only care about the OTK combos that require very few cards. Hence, 8 to 10 mana Pyroblast and the change of Warsong Commander and Charge. Preset Gorehowl into Alexstraza and the old charge.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking…

It's a failure for gaming.

same, I love my kinect. I also bought a Titanfall Bundle at $450, and actually only paid $350 after trades, so that might be informing my opinion a bit. However, the voice and gesture features is what sold me on the XB1 over the PS4. Ultimately they're both just gaming systems and they'll play games well, maybe…

Many people that are ranting today keep forgetting that the questionable Xbox One requirements weren't Microsoft's only issues - they also had Windows 8 to deal with. As a company, they've been fixing huge screw-ups for their two biggest products for the last 1.5 years. I agree with your points. At some point, they…

I agree, me too.

Friendly minions should only die when this card is in play. She's like the common denominator of all of the stark deaths lol.

Be carried away by said Dragons for 37 turns, player cannot act or leave room until 38th turn.

The weird thing, to me, is that it's even still a story about trying to get laid. The sexless undertone seems like an aside to the incidental kitten genocide at the heart of it all.

This whole column makes me realize how unwittingly lucky I was in high school: I aimed for a mediocre girl early and ended up having sex nearly every morning before Junior & Senior year - no cheerleader fantasies for this guy. Sure, she flashed people at parties and ended up cheating on me with my first college…

Aaand I'm going to stop you right here, and we can begin to really post-mortem this. Here, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never pretend you're her friend to get in her pants" but only slightly less well known is this: No matter what they tell you, they are never going to…

Because it resembles Crysis more than Titanfall?

I knew it.

Guys.

I just can't..