OK, that bit at the end did make me chuckle.

I hope their first word is still "pizza."

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

For the same reason PBS gives you a tote bag or a DVD of one of their shows when you donate. A little trinket helps grease the charity wheels. "Investing" means you get a financial return based on how the company performs later. People who donate to kickstarter don't get shit.

Guns to attract the twitchers; phone to attract the thinkers.

Can I just point out that both Portal games did have time travel, but only in one direction.

That's terrible. You're terrible.

But it's also funny.

I'm afraid your reference is lost on me... was Halo 3 good or bad?

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All-Terrain Venomoth. I laughed.

This game, by the time I got to the end of this awful mess, made me want to snap the disc in two and mail it to Peter Molyneux in disgust, what a waste of time and money.

You really want to marry a dude who misuses apostrophes like that? Come on. Have some self respect.

"Have you forgotten about me....Red?"
"I..I never...all this candy."
"Yes....Red. All the candy... all the candy to raise your beloved ones."
"What do you want from me?!"
"Love...Red. All I ever wanted was love....but all you ever wanted was candy."
"I...missigno, I am... so sorry!"
"Don't be...Red. Just promise me that you…