It’s really impressive how they managed to make Luke, Leia, Han and Lando looking absolutely nothing like the actors.

The best thing to do with this game is highlight what they got right, no one is trying to say the game is totally redeemed by this. This release has been a complete shit show, but let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water because the publisher is shit.

Even after reading all the greys about gun violence in the Steve Kerr article, your comment is the dumbest thing I have read on the internet in a great while.

You’d think starting small scale would make it easier to have sequels. Look at Die Hard. It took FOUR movies to get to just the U.S. being in Jeopardy.

ghosts

LiL: Watch quality lesbian porn. The kind with female directors and responsible practices, not the exploitative kind. Also, pay attention. You will learn whats good and what isn’t if you take two seconds to focus on the other person for real and don’t just put your head down like you’re doing the fucking LSATs. Bonus:…

To get better at oral sex, practice on a banana.

That’s some impressive facial animation. How I hoped other AAA games (coff coff mass effect coff coff) could have this kind of production value...

But the EMALS!

ESPN is still wildly profitable—the operating income of Disney’s media networks (of which ESPN plays the largest role) was $1.36 billion in the 2016 fourth quarter

We tried giving Greenberg milquetoast, and he claimed it was too spicy and burned his tongue, we’re just going with the hyperbaric chamber and intravenous protein slurry from here on out. It gives him just enough strength to utter “Subway: Where Winners Eat” 29 times per hour.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

This is why we watch sports. These moments of pure joy summoned from the almost impossible artistry being conducted on the field. In moments like this, we can forget the drudgery of being an international super model, we can ignore the pulsing anxiety node in our brain that says hey you have to email the crown prince…

They need to realize that most people that listen to him are listening because they actually want to hear that content. Telling him to tone it down is counterproductive.

I love Dan and hope he enjoys his week off.

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,