Aaand I'm going to stop you right here, and we can begin to really post-mortem this. Here, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never pretend you're her friend to get in her pants" but only slightly less well known is this: No matter what they tell you, they are never going to…

What if they sent a constellation of robots?

Step 1. Build and send probe to Europa.

Yeah, I saw it coming too - and this is what actually made it for me having absolutely no power. It was something I had seen already. Meanwhile, Spider-Man trying to maintain a long-distance relationship with a girl that knows his secret? That I have never seen - that is something new, and I happen to like new! Sure,…

Methinks yet another studio struggles to comprehend how Marvel weaves its spells

Someone has never been in love. #justsaying #wewereallthinkingit #hatesvalentinesday

This. It will be this.

Because it resembles Crysis more than Titanfall?

I knew it.

Guys.

I just can't..

Here's a pretty clean gif of their faces

So in this new Turtles universe, apparently the discussion went something like this:

oh god why

This can't be reposted enough times before the movie comes out...

Baby Button-Eyes! What are you doing possessed at this hour? I'd better tell the governess. Oh, God! The prophecy has been fulfilled!