In defense of Ms. Rimes-the last or next to last year Heigl was on GA she was nominated for Emmy. Heigl then gave an interview during which she said that she should not have been submitted because the writers gave her nothing to really do. It doesn’t matter if the scripts sucked or not, you don’t go out to promote…

You want to know these sorts of things? Ok. I was 32 before I cut my mother out of my life because my normal meter was so fucked.

Evangelicals are racist? Say it ain’t so! I am shocked, shocked and appalled, appalled and stunned, stunned and something.

Ugh, the one at Burning Man looked nice from a distance but as soon as you got close it looked like her back was broken. It was super creepy.

I think it was somewhat related to the whole idea of “consciousness raising.” Like primal scream. The 70s were weird with that stuff. It’s become much more polished these days.

Yes! I was baffled that this didn’t come up in the review. She thought he admired the shoe, bought a pair and all could see was either creepy jerking off on them or a dead foot showcasing one.

Citizen X is FANTASTIC.

Perfect.

Shut the fuck up.

I’m about to start yelling, this is not aimed at the author.

Damn. This is some mic droppin’ scary ass truth. Well said.

Sure thing.

Our phone numbers without it are only 7 digits long.

And you’ve said that and never, not once, immediately after had a pissed off dude in your face yelling “fuck you bitch, I was doing you a favor” or similar? Not once?

Sure thing. How’s that’s deserted island treating you?

Excellent. Works perfectly with a fully upgraded (boy was that a mistake) iPad.

Meatloaf is excellent with venison as well.

This is great info. I go to BK maybe once every few years (chicken fries!) but that ends today. Thanks.

I once took a five pound bar of chocolate out of the fridge and balanced it on my knees as I squatted to hack off a corner with a steak knife. I was 7 months pregnant at the time. Yes, I did stab myself in the thigh, thanks for asking! It did need stitches and the ER staff were kind enough to keep their giggles…

I am simultaneously logged in to two burners right now. If I open up the kinja family by starting at the dashboard place, I get this one. If I just open a fresh page I get the one I made after the update logged me out. I did keep the key for the second one but I can’t actually log in using it on the log in screen.