Not at all. I can’t sit through the Office (or really any Ricky Gervais show) without wanting to pull my skin off in shame and embarrassment. Parks & Rec is comfort tv.

Unless you are on the east coast, anything called a calzone or Stromboli is likely to be wrong. Or interchangable. Which is wrong. A calzone should be like a pizza folded in half and stuffed with extra ricotta and toppings. They are excellent.

I have been called Jamie by people in several different cities. So, maybe there’s an army of identical Jamies or maybe she moves a lot.

Unless you live a life wherein printing shit out is a pain in the ass. If I have to go deal with paying to print at the FedEx store (or kinkos, are they still around?) or going to a desk, I choose desk.

Celebrate Sithmas! In our house we put lights on a 3ft Darth Vader and if we had small children Yoda would bring them gifts in the night. Yes, there are carols if you care about that (I do).

Daksausage is a fucking moron. And has claimed a variety of sexes and races over the months. Leave it grey where it belongs.

You are really missing the point. We aren’t taking about taste or date. It’s the smell. You can’t smell it or you wouldn’t be able drink milk that’s been in the fridge for seven weeks. So whatever curdled ick you drank would probably have had me puking from across the room.

A round of applause for our clever, clever friend here. You’ve seen it here first folks, the magical gif that turns sarcasm into sincerity so that dim people can feel superior.

What a ridiculous justification for blatant misogyny. English Lit major btw but you don’t see me diagnosing anyone with hysteria. I’m sorry that you are so blind to world around you that you “don’t see” lack of representation. You also hold and spread a negative stereotype of Women’s Studies majors because apparently…

Wonderful! Chandra Wilson for queen of the world!

I super suck at the internet so imagine there’s a giant, glorious gif of Miranda Bailey yelling “do your baby’s hair!”

I think the “2b”in the tweet was “to be”to save room, not a reference to curl gradient.

God forbid you be associated with a (shudder) Women’s Studies major. Those are some useless cunts amirite?

Link?

We did just us 2 last year. For the turkey I got a breast and a package of full wings. Still a ton of meat but fit nicely in my tiny oven and the bones fit in a large but not giant pot for stock. I made the sides in oven safe mugs that hold about two cups each. Enough mashed potatoes for 8 people because it’s a…

I was never much of a console gamer until Skyrim came out and I bought an Xbox. When that died my husband wanted a PS4 and it’s the fucking best. I did buy Skyrim again because it’s perfect, but I’ve also found some amazing games I’ve put 100s of hours into. It was a big purchase but if you think I could drink for…

I have that milk thing. A few days before the date it starts to smell wrong and makes me want to gag. Milk must kept very, very cold and used immediately.

It’s not like men don’t have access now, maaaaybe there’s an attendant but they aren’t bouncers. It sounds like you have a lot of anxiety that is a tad misplaced. You are far, far more likely to be sexually assaulted by someone you know for instance than a stranger in a dark alley.

Huh?

These two are great together. It won’t be groundbreaking or anything but I think it could be very, very funny.