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Insecure? Or have had a lifetime of religious people being complete asses and comparing them to used chewing gum?

Gee grandpa, did one of the kids let you borrow a smart phone?

Oh, you should read it. It’s hard. I was always very aware that this was it and tried to savor it. But I had to find out what happens. I’ve read it probably half a dozen times since it came out and it is comforting now.

Good. I’m working my way through the industrial revolution books right now and was half wishing for a version of The Truth but told from the perspective of the Watch. Then I yelled at myself for putting something with such potential for disaster into the universe.

The dad who wants to his coach his daughter’s boyfriend is SUPER CREEPY. He needs to back the fuck up. If my dad ever talked to one of my high school boyfriends about how to please me? So gross and creepy. This applies to my mother as well. There are plenty of resources for this girl that don’t involve her dad

Gram not ounce.

My husband is a grower and his boss is all pissed about the Agent Orange they just harvested. It tested out at 10% but we live in Nevada so it’s excellent for tourists. There is room for a wide variety and people need to embrace that.

Hello fellow human. Your story makes many sense.

My mother was malnourished when she got pregnant with my brother. His teeth were a fucking mess until his adult teeth came in. Root canals on baby teeth etc. He had to be sedated just to get him into the chair. I don’t know that these alternative would have helped. But I was 12-15 when most of the dental work was done

This movie is why I bite my nails. I saw it for the first time when I was about 4. Three and a half decades later I can’t quit.

Let’s talk about retail pricing. In every retail job I’ve had, except for used books, the first thing the store does is double the price they paid the distributor. Which is more than the price the distributor paid the manufacturer. 80% is ridiculous.

Got a feeling 31 is gonna be a good year.

1. I don’t have a Cyrillic keyboard.

Preevyet comrade!

Dude it’s Nazi punching season. We only get one of those once a century.

Because anything that encourages anti-science is dangerous to both our culture and our lives. Especially our lives as women. It’s fucking skydaddy nonsense and it should only be practiced by carnies.

Your dating callouses are gone. You just need to build them back up. I wish you the best of luck. :) 

I have a very...relaxed point of view when it comes to STIs. I got chlamydia about 15 years ago and was asymptomatic and passed it along. I felt bad at the time but it’s a fairly minor thing and I let people know who needed to know. It’s not something that I felt I needed to do self reflection about. It happened, it

So at a basic level your therapist implied that you are only bi because you hate men and once you get over the stuff with your dad you will be back to “normal”?