Don’t let them inside. How is this a problem?

You take each other for granted. You end up with very different life goals. Some people can keep their company manners up until the wedding. Mismatched expectations for extended family involvement. Money issues! Parenting issues.

Rye and ginger beer with blood orange bitters is the best cocktail ever. Mules are nice but this better.

Fuck him and this nonsense. In protest I will be cleaning the house while my husband plays video games tomorrow.

She also did a cover I Feel The Earth Move, that Carole King song. Loooove Martika.

This is a really great article. Thank you for taking the time to write it. I definitely have many negative feelings about football (I’m from Pittsburgh, has Roethlisberger raped one of your friends yet?). I often forget that the people involved are actually....people. I still think your husband should find another job…

Hi Heather! This has nothing to do with this article,in particular but I feel the need to yell at a Kotaku staff member about this.

80 plus comments and I’m the first to want to beat the Widow Bennington with a thesaurus?

Because at the end of the day, white men suck. We all know it. They all know it. But us white women have been trying to pretend we are better than that for ages. It’s a fucking lie and it’s about damn time we all repeat it until it sinks the fuck in.

Glad to see football is not more important than black men. Because if you are just starting now? It’s more important than women, children, and dogs.

Salt, cheese, gravy (brown), butter

The only traditional sort of interview I’ve ever had I fucked up the “where do you want to be in five years” bit. I’d been working in the office 9 months already, was just being moved from temp to permanent. So I answered honestly (hopefully have something published) to these people I’d been sitting next to for most…

I have entirely too much dense hair to stop pre-drying. It must be wrung out at least twice while still standing in the shower. Plus, the mat has to be hung up after use or the cat sleeps on it. She’s cool with it wet but I don’t want a layer of cat hair on my feet until I have left the bathroom at least.

If you have to repeatedly remind a 12 year old (undiagnosed with any real issues) to use a fork at dinner? He regularly has temper tantrums? Your partner is not a good parent. That’s some basic stuff right there. These should have been addressed years ago. That kid needs to be evaluated or your partner needs to start…

Oh Jesus. Bribery is the WORST fucking way to get your kid to behave. That’s how you get entitled little shits.

It makes you wildly unpopular. Also, if you have any sort of “owner” (bf or husband) and he is with you, they immediately turn to him to try to fight him cause of your big, mean fucking mouth.

Wut

I believe it. I made a roast suckling pig many years ago and do you know where I got it? My firefighter BIL had an in at a butcher whose shop they saved. It’s a worldwide phenomenon.

So I grew up with the “never cut your wheels early” mantra. When that Irving book came out, it happens in like the first chapter and I immediately called my mother. I am now trying to teach my husband because OH MY FUCKING GOOD IM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.