Hi there! I’m a white woman. My family has been here for generations. And I am currently organizing my people (white women) to make sure you never ever ever get to touch a boob again.

Those are very vulva-esque berries. 10/10!

I always just said, I need an hour when I get home to become human again. I love you, I will engage with you then. If she can’t handle that, or you can’t say it, maybe you jumped the gun on the moving in.

I still get letters from this dude I haven’t seen in 6 years. I call him my low key stalker. He also thinks the moon landing is fake and works as an insurance company executive. He’s the worst. :)

I lived in a house with a deadbolt on the outside of a linen closet. It was right outside my room. I heard the floor there creak alllllll the time.

So, my husband and I have been having some sex issues. And last night I took a nice long bath and asked him to bring me the nail clippers so I could do some toe maintenance. He did. He came back to the bathroom as I was hunched over, 20 minutes later, said something and left. After I was dressed he said he came to…

This has been very informative. Apparently I write fake reviews lol.

If I don’t up the lid down both the cat and the dog will drop stuff in there, drink out of it, play with the water. And oh my god gross at wiping from the front. I guess if you just peed and were patting dry?

If the top is long enough to put in a pony tail it’s a 90s era catholic school boy cut. Some version of this has been around forever.

I’m sorry you didn’t get the mother you deserve. This is one of the stock comfort phrases in the online communities formed by people whose parents are abusive narcissists. And we mean it. And I mean it now. It seems that in the last year or so, Trump’s narcissism has been catching. I think you describe the transition…

I have been avoiding bubble tea for at least 15 years.

When I had a dose of the charcoal they left a portable potty next to my bed for when it was time to leave my system.

Ha yinz dun!

You can hit transparent before you go full albino. My grandmother was pink because you could see her blood through her skin. She had many melanomas!

Cedar blocks or lavender sachets.

A mouthful of toothpaste is bad enough. If it’s warm? Blech.

Are you super tall?

You are a lady/gentleman and a scholar!

Oh whatever. Fuck this bitch and her bastard child. I hope he grows up to be a SHARP/Antifa.

Fuck your Nazi apologism.