And your wife hasn’t left you yet? Your mom sounds fucking terrible. And like she is competing with your wife. That’s pretty gross. Cut the cord.

This is my method as well. Especially since we don’t have a dishwasher. It gets very yucky. I don’t need to spend time cleaning the thing I clean with.

What’s wrong with Pauley Shore? Encino Man holds up! So does Son In Law. I haven’t had the pleasure of watching BioDome in the last five years but I bet that’s still pretty fun.

Oh no, it’s their PPD. And hateful women have simply been IGNORING THEIR SUFFERING.

SYTYCD is NOT for amateurs in the way that you are hinting. It is a competition for skilled, trained dancers. You don’t boogie in your living room and then make it on the show. Have a little respect for the skill and talent necessary to even make it to the second round.

Counterpoint-All right all right all right + sexy deep mining rumble = fantastic movie regardless of context.

My wedding ceremony included a quote from The Who. Music to take acid to is closest thing we have to religion in my house. :)

Oh and anything with (MMG) next to it comes from my husband’s work so if you have questions I’ll pass them along.

I’ve been to the Reno store, but two locations in LV. 

I haven’t gotten any legal edibles yet (NV). My mother in law makes them, so my freezer is always full of toffee and mango fruit leather and jerky.

You should come to Nevada. It is a higher price for recreational, but comparable to street prices, and there isn’t a separate menu for medical vs recreational. For walk ins anyway, for delivery you need a card and the system is somewhat different.

Thank you! I too am at 20+ years and am currently living my high school weed fantasy. My husband is the facilities manager at a grow and we live in NV so we’ve had recreational for about a month. Unrelated to pot, I also have a collection of Boba Fett clothing that would make any but the most hard core fan jealous.

Last weekend we used a card in a NV dispensary too. I was shocked. We were actually going to hit the ATM when he said, nah it’s cool, we take cards.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Okra is gross unless it has been cooked to hell and back in a gumbo.

Because fucking is fun. And just because someone is good in bed doesn’t mean they are good for a relationship.

I had a similar one. He was my weekend regular, he lived NEXT TO THE BAR. It was great. Then one night he said or did something, can’t remember what and I went home. Then the texts began. Demanding I return. Calling me names. Then trying to be sweet. I had to explain to him that I was only fucking him because he lived…

Hail Eris!

I think we can all agree that evangelicals/fundamentalists/born agains/quiverfulls  are the worst groups of people in the country. I’d argue they are worse than some of the alt right/Nazi groups because they don’t have to pretend they aren’t fucking awful, hypocritical, hateful people. Fuck em all.