As soon as I saw his picture it was all Andre!

Blech. Well I was on the fence anyway (husband reallllly wants to go on a cruise). I’m out.

I would only trust a Disney cruise at this point. Disney is so fucking dedicated to their brand, they would never, ever let a ship full of kids turn into a poop apocalypse.

Well.......here’s the thing. I would say that it’s generally known to be a slam against the Irish. Americans have a weird relationship with Ireland and the Irish. We fucking love em but we also treat them like a bullied younger sibling. St Patrick’s Day is adored by many and is one of our biggest binge drinking days.…

Ugh. My ex missed the birth of our second because the Marines had him 1,000 miles away. That doesn’t excuse the fact that he wasn’t in combat (training in FL) and couldn’t be reached for six hours ON MY DUE DATE. Found out later (from another wife) he was at a strip club and (more than likely) cheating on me.

My dog is like that. She even wags her tail and looks all friendly then goes for the throat. Luckily (?) she only goes after big dogs and hasn’t been that close to another dog in over five years. She never hurt anyone and I make it my very serious business to see that she never does.

#Notalldolphinswimming!

Fame-it’s a blessing and a purse.

Former sex worker here. Softcups were my go to. On super heavy days I’d actually put a flattened OB inside of it. Never lost or had a problem.

He’s not. He’s smizing. It’s that magnetic eye intensity thing.

The rumor was that Jen hated Reese and that’s why that sister was only on one episode. Of course, she wasn’t as hatefully lovable as Christina Applegate either.

Methadone is a heroin substitute for people trying to kick. Methamphetamine is crystal meth. 

I can attest to the convenience and yum of using Gatorade (Lemon Lime or Orange) and gin. Mouth is big enough to add ice if you need, the gin doesn’t discolor the Gatorade, and it has a lid. You will need the lid after drinking that much gin. Plus, nobody will ever, ever ask for more than one taste.

I want to say Parks and Rec because that is Dennis Feinstein, Parfumier.

Bean is not a sidekick. In fact, after books 2 and 3 he is the only awesome character.

I was getting pissy as I came through the comments while my brain was bitching “oh and no fucking love for Silk? Wow, I guess it’s only a book if they made a movie about it.”

I’m married to a 38 year old who will only eat scrambled eggs or omelets. They must also be overdone and DRY. It’s not totally his fault, his mom won’t eat them at all. I am slowly getting him over on my side. Buttery fried bread dipped in warm yolk is pretty persuasive.

This is list is dumb and wrong. But way to go on doubling down on your appalling music taste. Are there a bunch of shitty albums on that list? Yeah. But there are also quite a few really fucking good ones.

;) It took me a minute to see it too.

The point is that headscarves are acceptable on christians only. Those are catholic nuns.