Looks like somebody left his lips in a landfill.

Um. Westboro should also be ignored and treated like the tantrum-throwing 3-year-olds they are. It works.

Using the phrase “ethnic cleansing” is disingenuous, though, I guess, so is pretending Trump has anything remotely resembling “a realistic chance at becoming the most powerful person on earth.”

We need to be talking so much less about this huckster/fraud/clown/onanist and so much more about the people actually supporting him. Trump is a 6-year-old farting at Christmas dinner. He’s useless and annoying and awful, sure, but there are people who are eating this shit up, and it’s those people who scare the shit…

This whole thing. I mean. These “fancy” restaurants exist so that they can have TV shows about the too-bland-to-even-be-vile shitstains working there? Because literally none of these people would last a day in any of the restaurants I’ve worked in. Not that any would get hired, but they’d for sure be fired posthaste.…

This whole time Jeb has just looked completely crestfallen to have found out he wasn’t already elected President.

It doesn’t make him any less of a worthless shitstain, but Trump is, at this point, just seeing how far he can take it, how much shit he can stir. He doesn’t worry me - he’s a clown putting on a show - but the people (however few, it’s still a frightening amount, even considering the number of people at his rallies…

It’s actually a little unsettling how much she looks like, sounds like, is as informed as, and is as batshit crazy as my stepmother.

Bruh. Brooklyn has pools. And quite a long stretch of beach. Jacobs ain’t chained up in that Bed-Stuy basement.

He has very publicly taken responsibility for his past, learned from it, and grown beyond it. Your unwillingness to allow a person to legitimately change is more of a problem. Also, several of your incidents listed amount to “police were unnecessarily involved in an argument.”

How is “LOLNats” not a tag already?

You have a deep, desperate misunderstanding of addiction. Please, please educate yourself before you say something so profoundly idiotic again.

Heroin is the best thing ever. Especially for someone with bipolar disorder. Imagine never, ever feeling “OK” in your life, then you put this in your body and suddenly you feel calm, your mind quiets, and everything, absolutely everything, is “OK.” Not “amazing.” Not even “great.” But everything. Is. OK.

This. So much this. And I can’t believe she is getting a free pass on this. She is perhaps the most culpable of all the Repug candidates on this (they all shoulder some of it, though), and nobody is nailing her to the fucking wall for it like they should.

Some dicknose congressman was on Diane Rheem today blabbing all about mental illness, and only mental illness, and tsk-ing anyone who dared bring up all of the other things that pushed this man towards this act of terrorism, and it clicked a little bit for me: Republican politicians literally only care about mental…

I seriously only get my hair cut twice a year because of exactly this. I truly hate the small talk in the chair. Before I left NYC I had finally found what I needed with the Russian place around the corner ($12/cut, straight razor on my neck, and no need to talk), but I’ve not been so lucky where I am now.

Well, you really should know the prices, but, yeah, I get it.

Or, if you’re at a bar I worked at in the late ‘90s, and there’s a handmade sign that says “HEY YOU! Don’t Fucking Stand Here!!!”

“Buybacks” are considered a reward for good customers, and some bars encourage something like every 5th drink. It’s not practiced everywhere, however.

And then they turn to their seven friends and ask what they want, and then - provided I’ve actually served them and not moved on to the next person who has some fucking clue how this whole interchange works - they wait until you tell them the total to even think about pulling their wallet out.